heee.
my mother's friend is at my house now.
her son is uber cuteee!! & chubbby!!! heeeee!!!
soooo cute.
yikes.
the cuteness is driving moi crazy.
anyway, had a performance in HCC today. i woke up at around 9 then went to the interchange. janice missed the 272 bus so i waited a while but i went to NTUC to buy sushi so i ate & read the papers while waiting for her. then she came & we took 16 to HCC. after that we go into a room which, supposedly is the waiting room lah. haiyoh. the CC people didnt even provide us with drinks (damnnit). anyway, this sweaty & lopsided uncle (he looks lopsided to me because his body, well, was abit more to the left??!!?) came into the room & i followed him to get food to eat. i expected some nice stuff like, PANDAN CAKE (hey, getting pandan cake from some resident low-budget cc is considered a delicacy) but in the end the uncle gave me some small brown cakes ( i emphasise the word SMALL) which was packaged in small plastic bags. i took 10 & went up. so we waited for the rest to come.
then we did a trial run on the stage. aiyah, the stage was lame. for goodness sakes, we were dancing for people suffering from osteophrosis (DO NOT KNOW HOW TO SPELL), graying hair, & cranky heads.
so anyway we danced & i tell you, the host was shit-ass-gay. gay. GAY. DAMMNIT. GAY. jus so gay.
after dance we left & me&janice went to mac to eat. she bought the...what...shaky fries?!?!?!! she gave me the honours to shake it. hahaha. it tasted nice lah. seaweedy nice.
after that went to church to attend the meeting. i was already half-an-hour late. haha.
after meeting, walked to ps with rebecca, lianxin & yvonne & took a cab home. man i tell you, this uncle is sure one chatty bitch. first he asked which school i was studying in. then asked me whether i took triple science. he then boasted about his son, saying he studied pure science, in anderson sec ( i misheard it for HENderson HAHAHAHA) & was now in VICTORIA JUNIOR COLLEGE WOOORRRRHHH. ( i mean, DO I CARE???!?!?! UNCLEE!! JUS DRIVE ME HOME DAMNNIT!!! I DONT WANT TO HEAR YOUR DUMB-ASS STORY ABOUT YOUR SON & HIS LIFE. DAMMNITTT!!! ) so anyway, he was talking about how his son was selected by the MINISTRY OF EDUCATION WORRHHH to go to taiwan ON THE 7TH OF DECEMBER for an exchange programme. he also said only the TOP 5 JCs are involved. OKAYE. SO YOUR SON IS SMART. BIG DEAL. then say what, the MOE people needed to know his family background ET CETRA. ANYWAY THE WHOLE TIME HE WAS JUS TRYING TO SAY THAT HIS SON WAS A SMART-ASS. big deal uncle. big deal.
in order not to make him feel like some mad man talking gibberish, i replied his dumb talk with "mmm"s & smiles. he would look at me in the mirror so i BOH PIAN mus smile.
ok
bye
.
her son is uber cuteee!! & chubbby!!! heeeee!!!
soooo cute.
yikes.
the cuteness is driving moi crazy.
anyway, had a performance in HCC today. i woke up at around 9 then went to the interchange. janice missed the 272 bus so i waited a while but i went to NTUC to buy sushi so i ate & read the papers while waiting for her. then she came & we took 16 to HCC. after that we go into a room which, supposedly is the waiting room lah. haiyoh. the CC people didnt even provide us with drinks (damnnit). anyway, this sweaty & lopsided uncle (he looks lopsided to me because his body, well, was abit more to the left??!!?) came into the room & i followed him to get food to eat. i expected some nice stuff like, PANDAN CAKE (hey, getting pandan cake from some resident low-budget cc is considered a delicacy) but in the end the uncle gave me some small brown cakes ( i emphasise the word SMALL) which was packaged in small plastic bags. i took 10 & went up. so we waited for the rest to come.
then we did a trial run on the stage. aiyah, the stage was lame. for goodness sakes, we were dancing for people suffering from osteophrosis (DO NOT KNOW HOW TO SPELL), graying hair, & cranky heads.
so anyway we danced & i tell you, the host was shit-ass-gay. gay. GAY. DAMMNIT. GAY. jus so gay.
after dance we left & me&janice went to mac to eat. she bought the...what...shaky fries?!?!?!! she gave me the honours to shake it. hahaha. it tasted nice lah. seaweedy nice.
after that went to church to attend the meeting. i was already half-an-hour late. haha.
after meeting, walked to ps with rebecca, lianxin & yvonne & took a cab home. man i tell you, this uncle is sure one chatty bitch. first he asked which school i was studying in. then asked me whether i took triple science. he then boasted about his son, saying he studied pure science, in anderson sec ( i misheard it for HENderson HAHAHAHA) & was now in VICTORIA JUNIOR COLLEGE WOOORRRRHHH. ( i mean, DO I CARE???!?!?! UNCLEE!! JUS DRIVE ME HOME DAMNNIT!!! I DONT WANT TO HEAR YOUR DUMB-ASS STORY ABOUT YOUR SON & HIS LIFE. DAMMNITTT!!! ) so anyway, he was talking about how his son was selected by the MINISTRY OF EDUCATION WORRHHH to go to taiwan ON THE 7TH OF DECEMBER for an exchange programme. he also said only the TOP 5 JCs are involved. OKAYE. SO YOUR SON IS SMART. BIG DEAL. then say what, the MOE people needed to know his family background ET CETRA. ANYWAY THE WHOLE TIME HE WAS JUS TRYING TO SAY THAT HIS SON WAS A SMART-ASS. big deal uncle. big deal.
in order not to make him feel like some mad man talking gibberish, i replied his dumb talk with "mmm"s & smiles. he would look at me in the mirror so i BOH PIAN mus smile.
ok
bye
.
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