Sunday, December 11, 2005

Oh Yah.

i wanted to talk about some stuffs i witnessed (& heard) yesterday.
i was on the way to ps...in bus 65.
then there was this Woman Clad In Pink...age around 30s-40s. she was sitting the row next to me.
she was plain-looking..nothing strange.
but What Was Strange was that she was playing a TAMAGOTCHI. (forgot how to spell already). i was like "omg". i keep turning & looking at her & she noticed. she looked up. haha.

that wasnt the worse.
the day before i was looking out & i saw, at the junction at Wheelock...Tangs area, there was this Indian Woman who was with her baby. this Indian Woman was just some ordinary woman, but like the Woman Clad In Pink, her actions werent.
she suddenly lifted one of her hands & used the other hand to SRATCH HER DAMN ARMPITS.

IN THE MIDDLE OF ORCHARD ROAD.

that, made me hate indians more. hahah. yes, we know your armpits are itchy, but hello? you're in orchard road. ZZZZZZZZ.

i looked, raised my eyebrows. & as the bus was turning into the taka area, i kept my eyes on that Indian Woman.

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one more thing that happened to yesterday.
there was this couple sitting behind me.
the guy was a angmoh & his girlfriend/wife/mistress/whatever was a filippino.
they were talking...& i was eavesdropping.
after all, i didnt bring my player with me & i was damn bored & they were talking really loudly so I Had No Choice But To Listen. HaHa.
so they were talking...the angmoh was relating the first time he sat in a bus...1966. (omg i can even remember.)
anyway, suddenly the angmoh a.k.a chee-ko-pek said something like "i wanna taste you". i was stunned for a moment. HAHA.
then after recovering from shock i recieved another one.
the filippino started singing ELDEWISS. (i dont know how to spell. blah my spelling sucks).
OMG.
you know the song?
it goes something like...
eldewiss, eldewiss
every morning you greet me
small & white
clean & bright..blahblah yadda yadda bullshitters.

so she was singing...then the angmoh joined in.

Oh My Goodness Moi.

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