sH0 kawaii nEhxX!! =)

i dont know about you people, but frankly speaking, i think hello kitty isnt cute. alright, it isnt AS cute AS puppies!! (blah. haha)
i was at sanrio.com & was very shocked to see products by the pink kitty.
man...i think the people from hello kitty are getting a tad too overboard with their ideas.


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Hello Kitty Sandwich Maker!!!
like...WAH?!?! a sandwich maker?! only fanatics would buy this stupid thing. but hey, it makes them want to eat sandwiches. oakyeidontknowwhatamigettingat. HAHA.

what the site says about it:
Yummy! This sandwich maker makes two hot sandwiches! It inprintes a Hello Kitty and a Bear Face on each sandwich, perfect for sharing. The nonstick surface makes cleaning a snap. Store it upright so it takes up less space! Too cool!


too cool!? yeah right. -_-


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Hello Kitty Color Television
ALLLLRRRIIIGGGHHT. a TV. wait, no. a PINK tv. like, HELLO? even the darn remote is PINK!! with PINK!! buttons. but hey, twits lUrBbe deMm w0rhXx! =)

what the site says about it:
Hello Kitty 13" Color Television with Remote. Features 181-channel frequency synthesized tuner, Hello Kitty on-screen display for volume and channel, front/rear audio/video input jacks and headphone jack, automatic channel programming and programmable on/off sleep timer. There is also a full-funtion remote that takes 2 AAA batteries (not included) so you can sit back and enjoy some tv! This is an AC 120V (60HZ) powered item for North America.


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Hello Kitty Karaoke System
& I THOUGHT THE SANDWICH MAKER WAS TERRIBLE ENOUGH!! DARN. jus look at those cursed mikes!! they look like small, fat...fat....THINGS!! sooo u-g-l-y please!! ugh. at least the two products before this looked appealing. THIS THING DOESNT...PERIOD.

what the site says about it:
A great karaoke system! It is a CD digital audio system that is also CD-R/RW compatible. You get 2 karaoke microphones, 2 3" speakers, and switchable flashing disco lights. It has CD play/pause/repeat program functions, random play button, LCD display, 2 microphone jacks, a stereo headphone jack, and requires 6 C batteries (not included). It is also AC adaptable (but the adaptor is not included, it can be purchased at an electronics store).
Size: (16" x 12" x 4.5")


one word: bull.




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Hello Kitty Bumble Bee Corded Phone
ROFLMAO. i didnt know, in my 15 years of living, hello kitty could be dressed as a bumble bee nEhHx!! kekex!! i have nothing much to say about this shit.

what the site says about it:
This fun phone will take the sting out of any call! Hello Kitty’s wings and antennas light up for incoming calls! Check out the list of other cool features!

• 64 Name and Number Memory - Displays the Telephone Number, Name (if available), Date and Time of Your Last 64 Calls
• Caller ID Call Back - Automatically Dial the Phone Number Displayed on the Caller ID Screen by Pressing the Call Back Button
• 10 Memory Dialing - Store up to 10 of Your Most Frequently Called Phone Numbers for Immediate Speed Dialing
• New Call Indicator - LED on Back of Handset Lights to Signal New Calls Since You Last Checked Your Caller ID
• Selectable Display Language (English/French/Spanish)
• Receiver Volume Control
• Ringer Off/Low/High Control
• Flash Function
• Last Number Redial
• Tone/Pulse Switchable
• Hearing Aid Compatible
• Power: 4 'C' Batteries (not included) or AC Adapter (included)

wahh. g0rrtt sOo manii functiiOnxx nOrhx!! kekex!! sH0 kawaii neHhx!! mOii wann neHhx!! =)



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Hello Kitty Mini Water Dispenser
okaye. i dont know what to say about this. im too disgusted to say anything. the water in that thing must be poisoned.

what the site says about it:
In order to be healthy and live a long life, you need to hydrate your body and keep in shape! This Hello Kitty water dispenser is perfect for your desk, so that you get your water the easy way. It holds 8 glasses, so you know when you have had enough to be healthy and strong.

so that means i have to buy that product in order to be healthy & live a long life, hydrate my body & keep in shape??!?
then i rather not live. -_-



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Hello Kitty Milk Shake Maker
3 words: i am fainting.

what the site says about it:
The coolest Hello Kitty item of the season! Your milk shake will be cuter than theirs with this fun item! Use it for shakes, sodas, and other mixed drinks as well! It has 2 speed settings, an on/off switch, anti-slip base, and a large Hello Kitty cup to mix your drinks in! Watch Hello Kitty make delicious refreshing beverages! Yum!

notice that i've bolded & enlarged the word "coolest".



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Hello Kitty Mobile Phone
okaye im quite shocked the phone is acutally by NOKIA!! like, HUH!! nokia doesnt produce LAME phones!!!! >.<



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Hello Kitty Fender Stratocaster: Black
this is, by far, the nicest product. it comes in 2 colors. one pink & black. the black one, OBVIOUSLY, was the nicer of the two. just look. no "hearts" or "stars" stickers. the prettiest product by far. BUT TOO BAD IT IS A HELLO KITTY PRODUCT SO IT STILL SUCKS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

what the site says about it:
Check out this awesome Squier® guitar! It has a cool pickguard and artwork decal. There is a pink dot inlay and side postion as well. Below are the specs: Body: Agathis
Neck: Hard Maple
No. of Frets: 21 Medium (2.4mm)
Scale Length: 25.5" (648 mm)
Width at Nut: 40 mm
Hardware: Chrome
Machine Heads: Die-cast chrome
Bridge: Fixed Bridge
Pickguard: Hello Kitty
Pickups: Single Humbucking pickup (bridge)
Pickup Switching: None
Controls: 1-VOL
Colors Head : Solid satin
Neck : Solid satin
Body : Pink or Black Gloss (Polyurethene)
Brand : Black
Strings: FENDER® 9-42


strings by FENDER nehhxx!! miie liike nehhx!! =)