diao Qing Ming >:|
today was the most spastic day ever.
woke up at 8am plus (FORCED TO) to VISIT MY GRANDFATHER WHO HAD ALREADY BEEN BURNT TO ASHES & STUFFED IN A JAR (HAHAHAAHAH)
so anyway, took a cab there & waited for an hour before my 2 other uncles came. the place, at bishan is a very lame place. smoke everywhere. the weather was super hot too.
but i managed to find temporary amusement.
i had bought those ice-cream-in-between-a-slice-of-bread-type, then i was eating at the fish pond (place where children abuse the fishes with sticks & leaves) when suddenly an evil thought came to my mind. because i was finishing the ice-cream already, i decided to throw some of my chocolate-flavoured ice-cream bread into the pond for those mad, hungry & stupid fishes to snatch food with their own kind & would do anything just to get that tiny piece of so-called junk so that their greedy tummies will be filled & reproduce more so that they will have bigger competition (they love to snatch you see...) A-AHAHAHA-AHHAHA
kois are so stupid.
ANYHOW, the ice-cream in my bread was already melting thus the bread was chocolate-soaked but i threw it in anyway. the bread, upon contact with water turned the surrounding water murky for a while & i laughed at the stupid fishes because they WERE EATING CHOCOLATE-FLAVOURED BREAD. HAHAAH. that reminded me of dogs because they can not eat chocolate because of some chemical in it then i thought maybe that happens to fish too but i dont really care A-HAHAHA-AH-AHAHA.
after that, i got tissue from my auntie & yet another evil thought came to my mind. after using it to wipe my mouth i tore little pieces of the tissue & threw it into the pond. HAHAHAAH. the fishes thought it was bread at first (stupid things) & one of them gobbled it up. but it spit it out after realising it cannot chew the tissue. HAHAHAH I WAS LAUGHING LIKE MAD & MY BROTHER WAS LAUGHING TOO. haha.
it amused me so much i did it afew more times. the other fishes reacted the same.
gobbled, chewed awhile then spit it out.
HAHAHAHA.
OKAYE THATS ALL I WANNA SAY COS THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO ALL THE STUPID FISHES OUT THERE.
<3 Y'ALL FISHES. HAHAHAHAH-A-AHAHAA.
see you all stupid spastic retards next year!
woke up at 8am plus (FORCED TO) to VISIT MY GRANDFATHER WHO HAD ALREADY BEEN BURNT TO ASHES & STUFFED IN A JAR (HAHAHAAHAH)
so anyway, took a cab there & waited for an hour before my 2 other uncles came. the place, at bishan is a very lame place. smoke everywhere. the weather was super hot too.
but i managed to find temporary amusement.
i had bought those ice-cream-in-between-a-slice-of-bread-type, then i was eating at the fish pond (place where children abuse the fishes with sticks & leaves) when suddenly an evil thought came to my mind. because i was finishing the ice-cream already, i decided to throw some of my chocolate-flavoured ice-cream bread into the pond for those mad, hungry & stupid fishes to snatch food with their own kind & would do anything just to get that tiny piece of so-called junk so that their greedy tummies will be filled & reproduce more so that they will have bigger competition (they love to snatch you see...) A-AHAHAHA-AHHAHA
kois are so stupid.
ANYHOW, the ice-cream in my bread was already melting thus the bread was chocolate-soaked but i threw it in anyway. the bread, upon contact with water turned the surrounding water murky for a while & i laughed at the stupid fishes because they WERE EATING CHOCOLATE-FLAVOURED BREAD. HAHAAH. that reminded me of dogs because they can not eat chocolate because of some chemical in it then i thought maybe that happens to fish too but i dont really care A-HAHAHA-AH-AHAHA.
after that, i got tissue from my auntie & yet another evil thought came to my mind. after using it to wipe my mouth i tore little pieces of the tissue & threw it into the pond. HAHAHAAH. the fishes thought it was bread at first (stupid things) & one of them gobbled it up. but it spit it out after realising it cannot chew the tissue. HAHAHAH I WAS LAUGHING LIKE MAD & MY BROTHER WAS LAUGHING TOO. haha.
it amused me so much i did it afew more times. the other fishes reacted the same.
gobbled, chewed awhile then spit it out.
HAHAHAHA.
OKAYE THATS ALL I WANNA SAY COS THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO ALL THE STUPID FISHES OUT THERE.
<3 Y'ALL FISHES. HAHAHAHAH-A-AHAHAA.
see you all stupid spastic retards next year!
posted by she-man at 10:04 PM
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