THIS QUIZ IS FUNNY-SHIT.

At what age do you want to die(or find suitable to die)?
100!! if i live till im 100 means IMMA CENTURY OLD! wait, 100years = 1 century...RIGHT?

Would you ever try drugs at least once in your life?
nah. Drugs Are Not Child's Play.

Would you ever try smoking at least once in your life?
no.

Which teachers do you think are still virgins? (or look like they are one)
LOL LOL LOLLLLLL. MR PHUA LOOKS LIKE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!! okay LOLLLL!!! I THINK THIS IS THE FUNNIEST QUESTION IVE EVER COME ACROSS. LOLLLLL. OKAY THERE ARE DAMN ALOT OF TEACHERS IN MY SCHOOL THAT STILL LOOK LIKE VIRGINS. LOLLLLLL.

At what age will you first try sex?
err. DIAO! HAHAHAHA. (i still haven gotten over the previous question)

Are you okay with pre-marital sex?
NOOOO. pre-martial sex = emotional suicide.

Would you ever try anal sex?
LOLLLL. THERE ARE REALLY ALOT OF TEACHERS IN GESS THAT LOOK LIKE VIRGINS!! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA.

Would you prefer to dominate or be dominated?
EFF!! you are sick!!!

Would you ever call your kid daidee?
LOLLLLLL. YES!!!!

If you got pregnant before marriage would you abort or keep the child?
LOLLLLLLLLL. I THINK I WILL KEEP IT!!! THIS QUESTION REMINDS ME OF THE VIRGIN-TEACHER QUESTION AGAIN. LOLLL.

If you had a teacher at your mercy for a day who would it be?
FENG PLEASE!!!!

Why? And how would you torture him/her?
why? WHY? OH BECAUSE SHE LOOKS FUNNY!! LOLLLLL. & how? AND HOW? FIRSTLY, i will grill her (literally). then eat her up. leave the head for the next day to throw at her aging parents who will get the shock of their old & sickly lives they die on the spot. 2 MORE CORPSES FOR DINNER!!!!

Who do you think is the ugliest teacher in our school?
LOLLL THIS QUIZ IS MADE FOR LAUGHS. LOOOLLL. *ahem* let me compose myself...
hmm...i think the ugliest would be THOSE THAT LOOK LIKE THEY ARE STILL VIRGINS!!! HAHAHAAHAHA.

Who do you think should never be allowed on stage or near a microphone ever again in our school?
err. those n00b pledge-takers who can even screw-up the pledge. & MR A.J!!! HE MAKES MY HEART JUMP!!! FOR ONCE, STOP SHOUTING INTO THE MIKE! IT MAKES MR GIAM'S SMILE TURN TO A FROWN :(

Have you ever slapped another person before?
nah.

Have you been molested before?
HAHAHAH. NO LAH!

Would you commit suicide if you've got AIDS?
LOLLL. DAMN THIS QUIZ IS FUNNY SHIT.
ahem...i wont commit suicide thats for sure. but getting AIDS is PERMANENT SUICIDE.

Would you commit suicide if you got raped?
NO LAH OF COS. i know kung-fu.

What would you do to your rapist if you were given the chance to take revenge?
kick him where the sun dont shine. so that he wont have father's day from that day on. :))))))

Would you ever dare to go skinny dipping?
nahh. im not that daring.

Would you ever tan naked?
nahh. im not that daring. I THINK THE VIRGIN TEACHERS WOULD DARE THOUGH!!!

Would you want to have a hen party?
whats a hen party? IS IT SOMETHING SICK?

Would you ever eat worms if you get paid alot of money?
LOLLLL!!! NO!! but i think the virgin-cum-ugly teachers in my school would do it.

Would you ever go for plastic surgery?
no! life isnt fantastic when you're plastic.

Would you want to take Chinese as a subject ever again?
NOOOOO. PLEASE NO! CHINESE IS SUICIDE.

If given a choice would you choose not to go HCJC next year?
no. too many geeks make me feel like puking.