story about Evelyn, Li-Lion & Me

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i have a complicated family. i have 2 sisters, namely LI-LION & EVELYN! i am the eldest, followed by LI-LION & the youngest being Evelyn.
li-lion is not like any other 15-year olds. she is mentally retarded & her speech is slower than a snail's pace. but she is an efficient worker & never fails to do housework.
whereas evelyn is one rebellious evil 13-year old. she does drugs like heroin. recently she picked up cannabis & has been taking it non-stop. she stays in her room 24/7, only coming out to bathe & eat.
sometimes li-lion & evelyn fight. well, actually evelyn does the fighting while li-lion jus stays put to let her hit. HAHAH. it never fails to amuse me.
sometimes li-lion (who has short-term) will budge evelyn to tell her what are the white stuff she always takes. evelyn (when she gets high) will grab a penknife & stab her in the shoulder. li-lion will wince in pain she doesnt do anything to stop evelyn. she jus sits there while evelyn stabs her continously for a few times. then being really evil, she will sacrifice abit of her heroin & pour it into li-lion's bleeding wound.
heroin, entering the bloodstream, will cause li-lion to get high too. then she will start dancing.
this is when i come into the scene.

i will turn up the speakers, playing songs like My Humps, Where Is The Love & Hey Mama. li-lion & evelyn will then start dancing like theres no tomorrow.

& i will just sit there & laugh like theres no tomorrow too.

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when it comes to dinner time, li-lion will call evelyn out to eat. but evelyn (being her usual high-self) ignores her calls. so when li-lion enters the room to call her out, evelyn will grab the blood-stained penknife & stab her in the leg.
li-lion will wince in pain & the above following will start again.

i love my sisters because they make me laugh so much.
talking about them relieves stress :)

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there was one incident where evelyin & li-lion made me so mad i opened about 20 packets worth of heroin & threw them into the air. evelyn was stabbing li-lion (as usual) & li-lion was crying louder than usual. i was taking my nap & it annoyed me so much i screamed at both of them. after throwing the heroin into the air, li-lion (being her usual retarded self) thought it was snowing & started to dance in joy.
the look on her face made me madder & i pulled out my Shiny Yellow Penknife & threatened her. she got really scared & hid behind evelyn.
evelyn (who stopped being high the moment i shouted at them) tried to protect her ELDER SIS by threatening me with HER penknife.
i rolled my eyes & stabbed evelyn in the shoulder. she went unconsicous & li-lion was so petrified she swallowed all the heroin she saw on the floor.

it made me laugh like no tomorrow again.

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once, i was listening to songs in my comp. it was playing Hot Hot Heat's Elevator when li-lion entered the room.
"jie, you plays songs?" she asked stupidly.
i ignored her question so she asked again.
i turned around & give her The Look. she was so scared she began crying. (more like shrieking actually). i was so annoyed i shouted at her.
evelyn then entered & poured cannabis at me. i was so mad i pulled out the box of heroin she had been hiding since she was 2years old & burned them right infront of her face.
she was so shocked she fainted.
then i made li-lion carry her out to the living room while i continued to listen to Hot Hot Heat songs.

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i know its always heroin, penknives, stabbing & shouting.
but hey, my sisters are like that.


everything that happened above is fictional. i made them up. (DUH!!!)