story of jimmy/benny/johnny/billy (choose one)

one day jimmy/benny/johnny/billy (choose one) was watching tv. the phone rang so he picked it up. he said Hello but there was no one so he put down the phone & went to the kitchen to get a can of coke, a drink so acidic that it can be used for washing toilets but no one really bothers whether it is killing their intestines or not because people are ignorant, well, people. the phone rang & he picked it up but still, there was no response.

jimmy/benny/johnny/billy (choose one) shurgged it off as some prank call. he continued to watch the movie/sitcom/reality show/drama serial (choose one). the phone rang again & this time jimmy/benny/johnny/billy (choose one) was starting to get annoyed because there was still no response from the caller.

so, jimmy/benny/johnny/billy (choose one) shouted at the phone. "YOU ASS/STUPID IDIOT/IDIOT/$%%*@$ (choose one) !!!! STOP CALLING OR YOU WILL GET IT FROM ME!!! i will kill/rape/kidnap/harrass/strangle/pour conc. HCL on (choose one) you!!!!!" after that, the phone calls stopped.
the next day, the calls continued again.

whatever, seriously....whatever.