HAHA. idiot.
story number 4 : chan wears handband.
once upon a time, chan hong leong turns gay all of a sudden and found out that the chameleon shop is cute and fashionable thus he decided to wear some handbands. He decided to try this NEON GREEN handband with red poka dots which looks like sherk having red measles. As usual, he tried on every handband and when he prey his little brown hands on the NEON GREEN HANDBAND WITH RED POKA DOTS again, it stuck onto his forehead. "OH SHIT!" he said with his stern and retarded cum strict cum emotionless eyes. He stood rooted to the ground, don't know what to do. Just then, a few marajuanas/pots party go-ers smash his head using beer bottle from ABC STOUT and he fainted, shattering his lovely NEON GREEN HANDBAND WITH RED POKA DOTS. Since then, chan was heavily heart broken. Falling head over heels, he also trim his hair in a way that makes him look like he is wearing his handband and comb his hair infront which makes him look like a duck.
story number 5: Chan has a fetish for pedulums.
once when chan was small and puny, he became fascinated by how pendulums swing back and forth. Due to his inner gay personality, he decided to hang it round his neck as a decoration to add on to his "HANDBAND MADNESS". soon after, he tried out some indian dance with as usual, his tired and frayed eyes which makes him look ridiculous stupid when he shake his head front and back. However, as he grew up to be a teenager, he learned about chemistry and think its so cool and fun to blew up things like professor utonium in Powerpuff girls two. However, during his study to become a chemist, he blew up himself BADLY which resulted him to turn brown. So, chan decided to embark on the study of physics. As he was being discriminated as being a brunette-wannabe, he was shipped to south africa to further his physcis. And in south africa, their level of physics was only concentrated on pendulums. Thus, he had a STRONG fetish for pendulums and cries in the middle of the night if he found that it's gone.
i didnt write those stories by the way. ahah.
once upon a time, chan hong leong turns gay all of a sudden and found out that the chameleon shop is cute and fashionable thus he decided to wear some handbands. He decided to try this NEON GREEN handband with red poka dots which looks like sherk having red measles. As usual, he tried on every handband and when he prey his little brown hands on the NEON GREEN HANDBAND WITH RED POKA DOTS again, it stuck onto his forehead. "OH SHIT!" he said with his stern and retarded cum strict cum emotionless eyes. He stood rooted to the ground, don't know what to do. Just then, a few marajuanas/pots party go-ers smash his head using beer bottle from ABC STOUT and he fainted, shattering his lovely NEON GREEN HANDBAND WITH RED POKA DOTS. Since then, chan was heavily heart broken. Falling head over heels, he also trim his hair in a way that makes him look like he is wearing his handband and comb his hair infront which makes him look like a duck.
story number 5: Chan has a fetish for pedulums.
once when chan was small and puny, he became fascinated by how pendulums swing back and forth. Due to his inner gay personality, he decided to hang it round his neck as a decoration to add on to his "HANDBAND MADNESS". soon after, he tried out some indian dance with as usual, his tired and frayed eyes which makes him look ridiculous stupid when he shake his head front and back. However, as he grew up to be a teenager, he learned about chemistry and think its so cool and fun to blew up things like professor utonium in Powerpuff girls two. However, during his study to become a chemist, he blew up himself BADLY which resulted him to turn brown. So, chan decided to embark on the study of physics. As he was being discriminated as being a brunette-wannabe, he was shipped to south africa to further his physcis. And in south africa, their level of physics was only concentrated on pendulums. Thus, he had a STRONG fetish for pendulums and cries in the middle of the night if he found that it's gone.
i didnt write those stories by the way. ahah.
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