mother goose would be happy i guess
once upon a time, cinderella was scrubbing the floor with coke. her 3 step-sisters were snoring their lives away in their rooms. after sleeping for somewhat 100hours, they woke up & ordered cinderella to cook them a huge 20-course breakfast.
so off when cinderella to the market to buy the ingredients. the market were full of thieves so by the time cinderella completed her shopping all her stuffs were gone. cinderella cried bitterly & when she told the step-sisters the bad news they were so mad they kicked cinderella in the head.
the blow was so huge she fell into a coma.
then out of no where 7 dawrfs appeared & carried cinderella to the hidden forests of beauty & the beast. there, they lifted cinderella & placed her onto a bed from King Koil. after much effort, they managed to push her legs so that she fit in the whole coffin-like-thing-that-is-made-of-glass-wood-&-springs.
anyhow, cinderella stayed there for afew months. no prince charming came. the dawrfs became annoyed so they took turns to kiss cinderella on the lips. by the time the 7th dwarf kissed her, the lipstick on cinderella had stained the whole mouth. bleh.
suddenly, there was a rustle in the bushes. a loud roar was heard & out came...
the Beast from beauty & the beast.
he carried cinderella up & slapped her left cheek 10 times. but cinderella did not wake up. annoyed, the Beast ate her. then hansel & gretel came. from the result of too much candy from the witches house, they became very fat. the 7 dwarfs were very amused as they had never seen humans before (even though cinderella was a human but dwarfs are stupid) so they gorged out hansel's eyes & pulled gretel's hair & stamped both of them to death.
a tsunami came & flooded the whole entire forest. the fishes from the nearby ocean came & made the forest their home. little mermaid lived with the fishes which made the forest their home as she divorced with her father because he did not allow her to marry some random man from Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue. anyhow, little mermiad found the coffin-like-thing-that-is-made-of-glass-wood-&-springs pretty so she decided to sleep inside. after sleeping for some time, she realised she had locked herself in & thus died of suffocation.
after 1000years of flood, it finally died down & singapore was formed.
so off when cinderella to the market to buy the ingredients. the market were full of thieves so by the time cinderella completed her shopping all her stuffs were gone. cinderella cried bitterly & when she told the step-sisters the bad news they were so mad they kicked cinderella in the head.
the blow was so huge she fell into a coma.
then out of no where 7 dawrfs appeared & carried cinderella to the hidden forests of beauty & the beast. there, they lifted cinderella & placed her onto a bed from King Koil. after much effort, they managed to push her legs so that she fit in the whole coffin-like-thing-that-is-made-of-glass-wood-&-springs.
anyhow, cinderella stayed there for afew months. no prince charming came. the dawrfs became annoyed so they took turns to kiss cinderella on the lips. by the time the 7th dwarf kissed her, the lipstick on cinderella had stained the whole mouth. bleh.
suddenly, there was a rustle in the bushes. a loud roar was heard & out came...
the Beast from beauty & the beast.
he carried cinderella up & slapped her left cheek 10 times. but cinderella did not wake up. annoyed, the Beast ate her. then hansel & gretel came. from the result of too much candy from the witches house, they became very fat. the 7 dwarfs were very amused as they had never seen humans before (even though cinderella was a human but dwarfs are stupid) so they gorged out hansel's eyes & pulled gretel's hair & stamped both of them to death.
a tsunami came & flooded the whole entire forest. the fishes from the nearby ocean came & made the forest their home. little mermaid lived with the fishes which made the forest their home as she divorced with her father because he did not allow her to marry some random man from Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue. anyhow, little mermiad found the coffin-like-thing-that-is-made-of-glass-wood-&-springs pretty so she decided to sleep inside. after sleeping for some time, she realised she had locked herself in & thus died of suffocation.
after 1000years of flood, it finally died down & singapore was formed.
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