sian

blah timothy didnt go online. he said he went to eat dinner then he went offline.
i played a while then quitted the game.

like what ron weasley says...


" BLOODY HELL!!"

one more post. at least it makes up for the 10 days i didnt blog. im so bored now lah waiting for timothy to go online so that we will play maple together. we party so that i can level up asap..he benefits too. i hope he does remember to go online most importantly play maple! haaha im so crazy now lah i dont even put any punctations maybe yes! i did! i inserted the exclaimation marks! thats interesting please mind me if i dont make any sense cos im typing what my brain is ordering me to do you know usually you type what you heart tells you to? well the tables have the turned & my brain is taking y'all. you know that actually your heart doesnt tell you anything? its jus a pumping machine y'all that pumps blood so that you wont die.

the BRAIN is the one that does the thinking, analysing...et cetera. the brain is one complicated organ. oh, btw issit even an organ? you know what..whatever i dont care cos it doesnt make any difference to my life.

tongxinyuan is getting more & more irritating & terrible. going downhill.
but im stil watching.


IRONIC Y'ALL.

finally blogging

okaye after 10 days im finally blogging.
went to suntec with lizhen today. we went to tong tong tong tong tong. tong tofus. after that we went to mac to get sundaes. & i guess the person serving us, yu qing (or whatever qing lah...) was too "into" the macdonald life cos after giving us the sundae he asked us whether we wanted sauces. like what-the-hell-hello-oh-my-goodness-are-you-mad-or-something. hahahahah.

then i said..chilli sauce & walked away. lizhen, from then on was laughing like...a hyena...lunatic or whatever that floats your boat y'all.

okaye im not making sense now bye.

IMPORTANT NOTICE!!

today marks the first time ive ever seen a pink turban.

things to do when you're bored. ripped off from some site i visited.

1. You get one wish of anything, what would you ask for?
i would wish for more wishes so that i can wish more wishes with the wishes i wished.

2. What animal would you be?:
DOGGY WOGGY.

3. Something you want to do in your life:
maybe... man i dont know ive never gave it a thought before!!

4. One time there were these Ninjas... (finish the statement):
who thought they were pregnant so they used their swords to slice open their tummies only to realise they werent pregnant but by the time they realised it they died.

5. One song you could listen to over and over again:
gone by switchfoot. actually got a lot...but you asked me for ONE song so...HAHA

6. Coke or Pepsi?:
coke. pepsi is poser.

7. Something you currently desire:
more time to use the comp!!!

8. What's a "mastoid"? (Take a guess no peeking in a Dictionary):
mas makes me think dirty. but i shant TYPE dirty. hmm... a tumor in your intestines or womb?

9. One good deed you've done lately:
basically i didnt do anything good deed today. maybe giving up my fried beehoon to my friend.

10. A funny moment in your life:
when li zhen went up to a poster & stared at it because it said LOOK HERE.

heee.

my mother's friend is at my house now.
her son is uber cuteee!! & chubbby!!! heeeee!!!

soooo cute.
yikes.
the cuteness is driving moi crazy.

anyway, had a performance in HCC today. i woke up at around 9 then went to the interchange. janice missed the 272 bus so i waited a while but i went to NTUC to buy sushi so i ate & read the papers while waiting for her. then she came & we took 16 to HCC. after that we go into a room which, supposedly is the waiting room lah. haiyoh. the CC people didnt even provide us with drinks (damnnit). anyway, this sweaty & lopsided uncle (he looks lopsided to me because his body, well, was abit more to the left??!!?) came into the room & i followed him to get food to eat. i expected some nice stuff like, PANDAN CAKE (hey, getting pandan cake from some resident low-budget cc is considered a delicacy) but in the end the uncle gave me some small brown cakes ( i emphasise the word SMALL) which was packaged in small plastic bags. i took 10 & went up. so we waited for the rest to come.
then we did a trial run on the stage. aiyah, the stage was lame. for goodness sakes, we were dancing for people suffering from osteophrosis (DO NOT KNOW HOW TO SPELL), graying hair, & cranky heads.
so anyway we danced & i tell you, the host was shit-ass-gay. gay. GAY. DAMMNIT. GAY. jus so gay.

after dance we left & me&janice went to mac to eat. she bought the...what...shaky fries?!?!?!! she gave me the honours to shake it. hahaha. it tasted nice lah. seaweedy nice.

after that went to church to attend the meeting. i was already half-an-hour late. haha.

after meeting, walked to ps with rebecca, lianxin & yvonne & took a cab home. man i tell you, this uncle is sure one chatty bitch. first he asked which school i was studying in. then asked me whether i took triple science. he then boasted about his son, saying he studied pure science, in anderson sec ( i misheard it for HENderson HAHAHAHA) & was now in VICTORIA JUNIOR COLLEGE WOOORRRRHHH. ( i mean, DO I CARE???!?!?! UNCLEE!! JUS DRIVE ME HOME DAMNNIT!!! I DONT WANT TO HEAR YOUR DUMB-ASS STORY ABOUT YOUR SON & HIS LIFE. DAMMNITTT!!! ) so anyway, he was talking about how his son was selected by the MINISTRY OF EDUCATION WORRHHH to go to taiwan ON THE 7TH OF DECEMBER for an exchange programme. he also said only the TOP 5 JCs are involved. OKAYE. SO YOUR SON IS SMART. BIG DEAL. then say what, the MOE people needed to know his family background ET CETRA. ANYWAY THE WHOLE TIME HE WAS JUS TRYING TO SAY THAT HIS SON WAS A SMART-ASS. big deal uncle. big deal.

in order not to make him feel like some mad man talking gibberish, i replied his dumb talk with "mmm"s & smiles. he would look at me in the mirror so i BOH PIAN mus smile.

ok
bye
.

things i will never/cannot do

1) eat the chicken foldover.
2) eat my own boogers. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
3) love the piano.
4) love p.o.a
5) pass/love maths.
6) watch "the apprentice".
7) peel chestnuts. OH MAN PEELING CHESTNUTS SUCKS SHIT.
8) finish my homework.
9) prevent myself from using the comp.


FAST FACT ABOUT MYSELF
i can juggle.

:)

i'm more than a bird
I'm more than a plane
more than some pretty face beside a train
& it's not easy to be me.

ALERT.

I WATCHED HARRY POTTER & THE GOBLET OF FIRE TODAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

things to do when you're bored: be a mock toy-manufacturer.

my own tofu collection, version 1.0.

separation has its flaws

my comp is back.
whee.

donno lah

i didnt intend to post anything but this particular auntie in the HP repair centre made me wanna talk about her.
i was in the centre yesterday to send me CPU for repair, then this was this cleaning auntie who was forever cleaning the drinks machine.
the drinks machine is like those you see in 7-11. where you press buttons & coffee, milo...all the hot drinks come out.
the difference between the machine in 7-11 & HP is that HP's one is free. yup.
anyway, this AUNTIE is forever wiping the insider & exterior of the machine. damnnit. i wanted to get a cup of milo then the auntie says (in chinese) " you must leave the cup there until there is no more milo coming out. if not the bottom gets wet."

like...HELLO?!!?!?? my goodness.
okaye, never mind.
being a civilized singapore citizen, i decided to respect her & do what she said.

today, im back again in HP to collect my CPU.
& she is still there, wiping the damned machine.
ugh.
i went to get a cup of milo (although it tasted super awful. there was basically more power than liquid.)
she was there, explaining the steps again.
i was behind her, rolling my eyes.



dammnit it.
shes soooo irritating.

anyway i'd better stop. my milo & nuggets are getting cold. (although the nugget is already cold)

haha.

TODAY IS A NICE DAY.
I AM SO HAPPY IM USING CAPS.
IM LAUGHING.
DO YOU BELIEVE IM LAUGHING?
I AM REALLY LAUGHING.
DONT SNORT.
DONT SNIGGER.
DONT GIGGLE.

MUCUS TASTES SALTY.
I WONDER IF BOOGERS TASTE SALTY TOO.

GOODBYE.

I Witnessed A Disturbing Incident Today.

after church me & char went to expo to the MPH book fair again.
bought 5 people you meet in heaven.

wanted to buy the book yesterday but didnt have sufficient cash.
char bought some witch book.

after that we went to changi airport & ate at burger king.
a housefly was attracted to charlene.
after burger king, we sat the skytrain for 1-2 rounds.
then we went to the viewing hall where you can see areoplanes.
we sat there & talked (dirty).
after that we took a train back.
in the train we fooled around.
cause we had a carriage all to ourselves.
after that we went to tiong plaza.
charlene treated me to a venezia ice-cream.
she ordered cappaucino (dont know how to spell lah idiot-shit-ass) & i bought a dark chocolate cone.
we ate & i took a cab home.
the driver was digging his DAMN nose & was flicking the boogers around.

okay im exggerating but after putting his left index finger into that hole of nose-shit he used his thumb & index finger to roll the booger into a ball & flicked it to the floor.
yuck.
he gave me a dollar as a change & i gave a slight disgusted face.

pukingly suckified.

whatever lorhxXzs.

i have to think of what to do next after i surfed enough of friendster.
sh0o boriing derhhx.

Today Was The Happiest Day Of My Life

went to expo's MPH'S BOOK SALE with lianxin, her younger sister - lianshi, rebecca & junyan. took a train to expo. i was the first to reach & i decided to check out the thing first. it was my first time going to expo (YEAH, I KNOW...MY FIRST TIME....yeahyeah.... -_-) & the hall was very BIG!! woots.

man, there were lotsa books! they were boxes of books on the floor & luckily there were not many people. okay, there were ALOT of people but not so many until you cant walk from point A to B without sqeezing your ass though other people's ass.

the place was so beautiful.
better than shopping centres.
so many books.
edit: so many cheap books.

i was in book heaven.
the cost of one book could go as low as $3-5.
there was this patricular book, days of wines & roses, which i saw at kinokuniya, was priced at $18++ in kino.
but it was 3 times less at the fair.
$6.
i was over a gazillion moons.
HAA. ok im crazy. mentally unsound. but i dont care.
i bought a total of 8 books, total cost $50.
bascially squandered all my money. i only had $2 to eat.
but i wasnt the terrible one. junyan spent $84 on star wars, chronicles of narnia..etc.
after eating i went home.
haha.

i need professional help.

im officially bored.



i bet it makes you laugh,
watching me so hard to reach you.

OVER THE SEA & FAR AWAY
SHES WAITING LIKE AN ICEBERG.
WAITING TO CHANGE.
BUT SHE COLD INSIDE,
SHE WANTS TO BE LIKE, THE WATER.

today is a happy-ness day

today i went to wheelock with lizhen to collect my dead phone.
the number on the board was 110.
my number was 131.
the uncle at the counter said my name was unusual.
he called me miss emmelline.
i was like, uh...okaye..

anyway, we went down to borders while waiting.
nothing much happened.
then we waited till my number was called.

after collecting the phone, i tried to switch it on, hoping a miracle would happen.
it did lah!
it said "insert sim card"
i was OVER THE MOON.
then i used lizhen's sim card & inserted it in.
woots.


IT WORKED!!

im too lazy to type what happened for the rest of the day.

goodbye.

crazy chick

my phone is beyond repair.