my brother

my brother is an annoying animal.
my computer is just beside his he can listen to whatever songs im playing.
i dont plug in my ear-piece because listening to too much music from it will pump in tons of bacteria. (or something like that lah whatever hahaha)

back to the animal.
okay, when he listens to a particular song, he will sing parts of it.
example:

• instigator - kaci brown
• mr beasley - corrine may
• talk to me, dance with me - hot hot heat
• 4ever - the veronicas
• love will make you beautiful - the afters
  

& others which i dont remember.


it really annoys me because he doesnt know the lyrics & makes up his own ridiculous words to fit it with the melody.

haha

(taken using a 7260 THUS the lousy quality. i am so gonna get my auntie's N70 when she returns from hakkaido (or however you spelt it -_-) .)

my church had a mini funfair today & i went to catch guppies. i guess i was the oldest there...the rest were 10 years old & below. but hey i LOVE fishes so i didnt really bother. i played twice & gave the other one to my brother. super fun lah. haha.

f*ck?

was blog hopping when i came across this....

oh-mahh

i dont know about you people but to me, this is the weirdest friendster testimonial ive ever seen. but its definitely doesnt belong to any of MY testimoniasl. :D

PEOPLE

please hyperventilate when you see any The Strokes, Oasis, The Veronicas or Hot Hot Heat songs because they are just so hAWt.

concrete girl

hey today i shall blog properly because for the past few days i have not been typing REAL posts so today i will talk more about school today school was boring & i ate mini-oreos & cadbury sweets during class & shared with the people around me .
anyway yeah after that had to stay back after 4 periods of chinese because i didnt do ONE #$%^&*( ying yong wen so foong female-dog made those people with unfinished work to complete them. haha. foong is one weird bitch.


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forgot to mention. i brought patricia's fabric paint to school today. was playing with it & i made a rather big mess during the change of lesson (chem to physics). luckily i managed to clean off most of the gooey yellow liquid before chan came in. anyway he didnt see lah. then i drew on my shoes using the fabric paint during english. haha.

haha.

tuition is pronounced as tuuuuehhhhseeeeeooonnn.
just kidding.

...

the tuberculosis issue is seriously overrated.

little things make me happy

patricia just gave me her yellow fabric paint & i am really really really happy!

thank you patricia for your fabric paint even though gave it me because you dont want it anymore. hahahahaha.

i really like it alot.

300th POST

knock knock

who's there?

saddam

saddam who?

NO. saddam HUSSIEN! get it right or i'll kill you next time.

FUNNY VIDEOS

"BEST CENSORED SHOW EVER"


OVENS FOR KIDS

i love this one to bits.

AVERAGE ASIAN


POP CORN ADVERTISMENT

LOL

haha! kenny sia's recent post is damn funny. go see people!!


http://www.kennysia.com/archives/2006/04/if_thais_speak.php

effing hilarious.

tuudaee rawkx.

tudaee de paper0ne iish 0rkay larhx. abiit hard n0rhhx. barrt mii n0e how tu d0 bahx. kekex. h0pe ii wiil pass wibb fly c0l0urs bahx! kekex =))

ii briing wr0ng diictiionariie n0rhx!! mii wann tuu gibb diictiionariie tuu fengg la0shii tuu ch0pch0p derhhx denn she saee mii diictiionariie iish engliish tuu chiinese derhxx!! fagg0t siahh!! mii berri worriied.

denn ii goes d0wn tuu ar3na. charlene meiix saiid she g0rt extra diictiionariie w0rhx!! mii berii happi siiah!! kekex!! meiix euu rawkx mii w0rld 184**

euu rawkxx!! lurbbe euu forevax 184~~*]]]

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strangely i didnt had problems typing. tsk i must have been influenced by too many twit shits.

HAHA

was reading colin&kero's blog when i came across this tag in the tagboard which made me laugh like siao.

LOLLLL

snippet from kennysia.com







ONE OF MY FAVORITE POSTS:
http://www.kennysia.com/archives/2005/08/when_a_good_lay.php


KENNY SIA is one funny man. he is a malaysian who resides in Kuching.
i daresay his blog is much more entertaning & funny than XiaXue.

check out his blog @ kennysia.com

:(

blah! physics was terrible! :( i wrote the reversed formula for gradient! there goes my 4 marks! plus, the last question, asking about some density shit, was screwed up too. 3 makrs gone. if i get mistakes for my table & graph i can GoodBye to my phy practical.

chem was okay, patricia was on the same bench as me! heh. by the way, putting excess than needed sometimes can a good thing. because i added too much aqueous ammonia the smell was super strong & that helped me in the test for gas part. heh. to confirm i added the red litmus paper & it turned blue. Lovely Lovely.

then there was this question where we were asked to add powder S into 6cm3 of HCL. the solution was zinc carbonate. to confirm, i tried out the test for CO2. well, there WERE bubbles appearing in the NaOH but it didnt turn chalky!
frustrated, i poured the whole ZnC03 into the NaOH. haha. the solution, as expected, changed into some white ppt shit.

Lovely Lovely.

by the way, i broke a test-tube :( !!
i was trying out the delivery tube thing, to test for CO2 then i was shaking the ZnC03 then it sort of got disconnected from the red rubbery thing & fell into the sink! it was my first time breaking a test-tube. miss ho looked at me but i think she didnt deduct my marks lah. haha. she just handed me a new test-tube.

I AM STILL SAD OVER MY PHYSICS MIND YOU.


A SPECIAL SHOUT-OUT TO MR CHUA CHAU LEE
hey mr chua! just wanna tell you, YOUR EXPERIMENT WAS VERY LAME! rolling wooden cylinders? i dont think so mister. & the last question...3 freaking marks? you are out to kill those poor students (like me) who do not have a scientific mind nor pro at setting up experiments. 5cm from the bottom of the retort stand?? are you kidding moi? 5cm? did you know how long did i take JUST to adjust the shitty retort asshole to exactly FAAIII-CEEE MMM!!!! & your graph, OH-MAH-GAAWWDDD (wok-with-me uncle style), the LINES were soo BLACKK my eyes nearly decomposed just trying to differentiate the THICK lines from the THIN lines! why cant use graph paper instead of PHOTOSTAT-ED graph paper? its not like the school are as poor as beggars no?
but its okay mr chua. i forgive you. you have a nicer attitude than mr chan.

TSK.

science practical in about an hour's time.
IM AT HOMEEE PEOPLE!!
ahahaha.
i am gonna go offline at 830...


MAN, i am missing my test-tubes now. tsk, i hate physics prac, so i dont miss any pendulum bobs, resistor, light bulb or whatsoever.


every student has their own box of test-tubes & i took great pains to take care of my own. i will re-use the same test-tube for different experiments. but i have to admit, that was history. my feelings for them sort of faded as time went by BUT i dont abuse them!
i still <3 them as if they are my children. (hey wait a min, i DONT have children! TSK)

damn, i having a stomachache now. not something good. -____-
maybe because i just ordered a macdonalds meal & i drank COLD ice lemon tea. i mean, afterall, i cant drink KOPI what. tsk.


I LOVE MY TEST-TUBES!! muacks to them.

carbonate produces CO2 with HCL upon heating gently!! I LOVE CARBONATES BECAUSE THEY ROCK MAH WORLD.

THESE MADE ME LAUGH

what a joke. 38years old, with white hair & all?








(click to enlarge)


credits : www.mrbrown.com

song.

Exams? Nah.
im so bored (lala)
exams are nearing but i dont feel nervous (lala)
physics, chemistry & history
english, chinese & PEE-OHH-EHHHHHH
& of course not forgetting my darling E MATHHHH

chrous:
the exams are coming in a week!
but i am not studying like some geek!
im sitting here
in front of my computer
like tomorrow's some holidayyy

monday's science practical
tuesday's paper I
im not prepared for neither
i dont feel the need to study either

chorus:
the exams are coming in a week!
but i am not studying like some geek!
im sitting here
in front of my computer
like tomorrow's some holidayyy

(bridge)
I DONT LIKE STUDYING!!!
I DONT LIKE MUGGGGIIINNNNGGGGGGGG
am i gonna flunk?
am i gonna slack like some punk?

chorus:
the exams are coming in a week!
but i am not studying like some geek!
im sitting here
in front of my computer
like tomorrow's some holidayyy

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OKAY THIS STUPID SONG, WHICH I MADE UP MYSELF, IS THE MOST CORNIEST THING IVE EVER DONE.


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we, dont make sense.

....

You are an illuminating anchor of leagues to infinite in number
For crashing waves & breaking thunder
Tiding the ebb and flows of hunger

Hot temptations, sweet sensations
Infiltrating through
Sweet sensations, hot temptations
Coming over you

oh man oh man oh MANN

exams next week. & why dont i feel the rush, the need, the importance to study. its not as if i am totally confident i would do well, or even pass. monday's science practical. if i dont ace it i would not feel motivated to even do the rest of papers.

Cause that's so fabulous

we're rockin' it (contagious), monkey business (outrageous)
just confess, your girl admits that we're the sh!t

TITANTIC II?????

this is KIND OF ridiculous...

kick my brains round the floor.

HEY PEOPLE!

NEXT WEEK'S SCIENCE PRACTICAL FOLLOWED BY LANGUAGE PAPER I THE NEXT DAY!
yipee doo-deyy
yipee doo-dahh

its been a long time since i last talked about my "adventures" after school. haha.
went to IKEA with patricia, janice, shella & timo. ate at the cafe. err... nothing much happened lah. we just ate & talked about...err... i dont remember.
whatever lah hor, anyway after that went mad at the soft-toys section. janice gets really childish whenever she sees the shark soft toys because she would use one of them & hit me. & i will chase her around the place with another shark & try to hit her but she manages to avoid it everytime! i dont know why either. then after that we went down & janice bought a green-blue-green-blue-green-blue-green-blue glass bottle. ahaha.
they were queueing then i went to the Swedish Market & shella came along. i took ALOT of the sweet samples & i gave janice & timothy to try some. janice found them nice & she bought one packet i think. ahaha.

after that we bought hot-dogs ( which timothychow convientently ate 2-3 bites from my hotdog & goodness-knows how many slurps of my drink..THANKS TIMO -______- ) & went home.


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oh there is this blog, which shella introduced, which has suddenly become so damn popular

http://colinandkero.blogspot.com

some info you would wanna know before reading their blog:

• they're a pair of gay couple
  
• they're 17
• they started their relationship on the 10th of april
• they are hopelessly in love with each other (& i really mean HOPELESSLY)

nice song me like <3

click here to download :)

the strokes - razorblade
Oh, the razorblade,
that's what I call love.
I bet you'd pick it up and mess around with it if I put it down.
It gets extremely complicated.
Anything to forget everything.

You got to take me out atleast once a week,
Whether I'm in your arms or I'm at your feet,
I know exactly what you're thinking.
You won't say it now but in your heart it's loud.

"Oh no, my feelings are more important than yours.
Oh, drop dead, I don't care, I won't worry.
Let it go."

Oh, the razorblade, wish it would snap this rope.
The world is in your hand or it's at your throat
At times it's not that complicated.
Anything to forget everything.

He would never talk but he was not shy.
She was a street-smart girl but she could not lie.
They were perfect for each other.
Say it now, 'cause in your heart it's loud

"Oh no, my feelings are more important than yours.
Oh, drop dead, I don't care, I won't worry."

Sweetheart your feelings are more important of course.
Ofcourse
Everyone you wanted,
Everything that we would take from them.
I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know.
Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me.
No, don't, okay.

bloody @#$%^&*

had chinese oral today.
screwed up lah! mr wong MENGKIT that #$%^&*( kept wanting to laugh during the conversation part. OKAY I KNOW MR DRUG-ADDICT, I KNOW, I CANNOT SPEAK CHINESE FOR NUTS but PLEASE show ME SOME FACE & STOP THAT SMILE.

ugh! i was already very very very demoralised & he was there, happily grinning away. i had alot of difficulties during the conversation. there were many things i wanted to say but somehow it was stuck in my throat. like, its stuck to there, unwilliing to come out. UGH. & i wanted to say some stuffs but it was in english & had to translate it BUT I COULDNT! :(((((( im very disappointed LAH. :((((((

& what was worst, i screwed the reading passage part too!! i could read pretty well before the thing but i dont know why, i stumbled like mad when i was reading out to WMK. :(((((((

HAHAH.I

i have no life thus i blog alot.

the saga continues...

patricia has found another Ko look-alike.
this time is from The Straits Times.
her true identiy is revealed now.


she is...

• Jessica Tan
• 39 years-old
• General Manager of Microsoft Operations
• East Coast GRC
  
  (source : qianwei)
  

man, the resemblance is way too much.

my handwriting (nah)

haha.

Bella Luna says:
stoip being sarcastic

...|-ZeE-|... says:
isnt that what el ppl likes to act most lo

Bella Luna says:
-_-

Bella Luna says:
then what about ncc?

Bella Luna says:
always risking themsevles into getting HIV

girl on the verge

I'm a girl on the verge of a nervous breakdown
I'm all messed up
Baby all cause of you
I can't sleep, I went to deep
I'm a girl on the verge of a major meltdown
I may be all freaked out and confused
But I still wouldn't wanna be you
I'm a girl on the verge of a nervous breakdown

FEELING BORED?

feeling bored? feel that time is passing so #$%^&-ing slowly that you are tempted to bang yourself against the wall?

NO FRET Y'ALL!! the solution is here!!
let me, low wei lin zaneta emmelline introduce this wonderful website for you! now you can say GOOD-BYE to boredom & HELLO to....


GAN ENG SENG WEB PORTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a site full of interesting activites catered for bored teens like us!!!!!!!!!

so do log in now!!!!!!!
post on the forum!!!
talk to the online counsellor if you have problems!!!!!
send messages to your schoolmates or teachers!!!!!

its the Hip thing to do now!!!!!!!!

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testmonials written by students who have experienced the Gess Portal



S.R nathan, Sec 3
oh mah. the web portal is so fun! the forum is the coolest place to hang out can. like omg lah =)))))))))))) i can talk to mr mui without getting slapped =DDDDDDDDDD i love the forum

unknown, sec 2
i used to play neopetz or maplez loh but after seeing the gess portal i tink its much c00ler than neoz and maplez. n00bs like mi should check out the portal. very easi to use and navigate. c00l and n00bs wil lyke one. check it out now!

xiiao lurrbe`[x], Sec 1
diish siite iish sh00 c00l derhhx w0rhx!! mii see lerhhx s00 happiie lerhhx. mii cann t0kk tuu derhhx onliine-c0unsiillerrrx iibb ii g0rtt pr0blemx!!! mii neber cut lerhhx!! lurbbe derhhx forummx. ~~~**]]]

diao.

THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO ALISTAIR.

nah...
a post specially for you. stop asking me to update.

ahaha.

once again, those stories werent written by me nor taufiq. haha.

today's Good Friday! yay!

HAHA. idiot.

story number 4 : chan wears handband.

once upon a time, chan hong leong turns gay all of a sudden and found out that the chameleon shop is cute and fashionable thus he decided to wear some handbands. He decided to try this NEON GREEN handband with red poka dots which looks like sherk having red measles. As usual, he tried on every handband and when he prey his little brown hands on the NEON GREEN HANDBAND WITH RED POKA DOTS again, it stuck onto his forehead. "OH SHIT!" he said with his stern and retarded cum strict cum emotionless eyes. He stood rooted to the ground, don't know what to do. Just then, a few marajuanas/pots party go-ers smash his head using beer bottle from ABC STOUT and he fainted, shattering his lovely NEON GREEN HANDBAND WITH RED POKA DOTS. Since then, chan was heavily heart broken. Falling head over heels, he also trim his hair in a way that makes him look like he is wearing his handband and comb his hair infront which makes him look like a duck.



story number 5: Chan has a fetish for pedulums.

once when chan was small and puny, he became fascinated by how pendulums swing back and forth. Due to his inner gay personality, he decided to hang it round his neck as a decoration to add on to his "HANDBAND MADNESS". soon after, he tried out some indian dance with as usual, his tired and frayed eyes which makes him look ridiculous stupid when he shake his head front and back. However, as he grew up to be a teenager, he learned about chemistry and think its so cool and fun to blew up things like professor utonium in Powerpuff girls two. However, during his study to become a chemist, he blew up himself BADLY which resulted him to turn brown. So, chan decided to embark on the study of physics. As he was being discriminated as being a brunette-wannabe, he was shipped to south africa to further his physcis. And in south africa, their level of physics was only concentrated on pendulums. Thus, he had a STRONG fetish for pendulums and cries in the middle of the night if he found that it's gone.





i didnt write those stories by the way. ahah.

OH-MY-GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME.

i just realised that im extremely bored now!!!! THERE IS NOTHING TO DO ONLINE!!!

i really feel like cussing now. damn! im REALLY VERY BORED!!! oh-my-oh-my.

ARGGHH!!!
oh-my goodness lah. damnn!!! DAMNN DAMNNNN. im effing pissed at myself now.
grr.
let me kill bordem by telling shit stories.

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short story 1: chan is black

one day mr chan was climbing a mountain because his mother said he was very short & he heard that climbing mountains would make him grow taller. so he climbed & climbed. suddenly he saw a bunch of indians running towards him. before he knew it, they pulled him up & gave him roti prata.
he then went to Indian Land & married Alice from Wonderland.


short story 2: chan is white

one day mr chan was swimming in the ocean when suddenly a great white shark ate him up & tore him into 3 different pieces. the legs, body & head. the shark thought the head looked funny, bobbing up & down in the water so it started laughing. blood was everywhere & that attracted the sharks nearby.
whatever.


short story 3 : chan is a chinese

one day mr chan was eating at chinatown when someone approached him & stuffed his wan ton noodles with FanTastic burgers. he ate the burgers & got choked to death because they were acutally made of plastic. how dumb but haha, it was funny.


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by the way, i really cant stand chan because he deprived patricia & me of our Justea today. because i ordered my spaghetti quite late during recess so when the 5 minute bell rang, charlene & me were still eating. then mr chan happily Came Along & started to countdown with his fingers. but i didnt know because my back was facing him. qianwei was asking me to eat faster but i thought it was because mr mui or some teacher was coming to the canteen via the bookshop entrance. then i saw chan standing at the end of the table, looking at me with his stupid fingers counting down. OKAY FINE. had to stop eating & rush back up to class.
thus, i didnt have the chance to buy justea!
UGH. cold turkey was terrible.
patricia & me went down the canteen with timo to buy justea after school.
ahaha. the taste of the justea was sooooo GOOOODDDDD.

to the end.

i like my chemical romance because they've got the OOMPH in their songs.
like, when you listen, it makes you get really high.
not make you emo & cry & make you feel suicidal.

whatsername/

remember
whatever
it seems forever ago...

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today was a boring day.


tomorrow's Good Friday

this is something no one knows...

but i really dislike the look on mr chan when he smiles.
he looks especially ugly when he shows that teeth of his.
its like wrinkles would suddenly appear at the parts where you get crows-feet & at the sides of the mouth.

its not a pretty sight.


he GRINNED at me quite a number of times during physics prac because i asked him what he considered were SILLY questions.
hello CHL!!! i really need to know the answers so PLEASE. DONT. SMILE. LIKE. AS. IF. I. AM. BEING. RIDICULOUS.

dont know why but i dont dare to look him in the eye. its like he would any time use a knife & poke me. OKAY I WAS KIDDING.

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after school, waited for patricia to run her 2.4km at janice's class.
i left my bag in class & minghong they all had to lock up the class so i went back.
i sat on the chair, the blue one with wheels & i wanted to push myself back to class but halfway they all started to countdown because i was too slow so i started screaming.
after that i decided to abandon the stupid chair & run back.
i was screaming & gabriel started screaming with me.

& THAT ATTRACTED CHAN HOONG LEONG'S ATTENTION.
little did i know he was acutally in 4H, which was just NEXT to janice's class. he stood outside for a while, staring at us for quite some time. that totally freaked the intestines outta me. i quickly grabbed my stuff & ran out. he was still standing outside when i pushed the chair back to janice's class.

after that, we went home & i saw CHAN (i put his name in purple because he's a big gay) AGAIN. he looked me & said something like...
"now you let the whole school know that you have a loud voice ..."

i repiled "oh haha" quite soft but audible to him i guess.
he then asked me whether i took that as a compliment & i said a very loud YES.
then he made me thank him so i THANKED HIM LIKE HOW STUDENTS THANK THEIR TEACHERS AFTER EACH LESSON.

i bowed down & said THANK YOU MR CHAN, GOODBYE MR CHAN.

then i turned back & said WHATEVER LAH.
farah was laughing. haha.
but of course he didnt hear that lah.
then while climbing down the stairs i saw see kia so i shouted her name from the third level to the second. i shouted SEE KIAAAA & i saw CHAN walking pass! i was like.. #$%^&*() & i ran away. haha.

10+++ things i just realised about myself.

• i sleep like a pig.
• i hate eye-bags
• i love drinking water. especially GESS, classroom block, level 2's water cooler.
• i still love my spoilt-backlight phone.
• i love putting tons of chilli when i buy those nuggets or crab-claws from old chang kee.
• i love going to the toilet regardless of what lesson im having.
• i can sleep like a log in class, regardless of what lesson. ( i even sleep during physics )
• i think mr niu's the lamest teacher in the whole universe
• okay that wasnt a fact about myself but hey who cares right ahaha.
• i am addicted to marks&spencer's sweets.
• i must sleep before 12am if not i would be really tired & sleepy the next day.
• i love mixing up the chemicals during chem practical.
• i use nitric acid to wash the test-tubes like how i waste water.
• i get really excited when the color of the chemcial reactions changes.
• basically, i love chem practicals alot.
• i hate physics practicals.
• i sing in every lesson. even during physics. i dont care whether mr chan hears it a not. as long i am enjoying myself i dont give a damn.
  

i love towels.

i said that because my towel is just beside me. ahaha. jus got back from school. still in uniform.
going to bath soon.


curious how do bimbos talk like?
check out: www.celestechen.com

timothy says she sounds like a social escort. ahaha.

!!!

LOL PLEASE! FARAH NAMES HER PET AS

IHUMPALOT.

so chio

i had this for quite some time already but i keep forgetting to scan it. the picture was found by patricia in a chinese newspaper.

everyone who looked at this paper kept asking whether it was really her anot.

whether it is really her anot...

YOU DECIDE.

I CANT BELIEVE MY EYES.

my brother,
my 8 year old brother,
my 8 year old , naughty, car-loving, annoying brother,


is playing billards online.

ATTENTION: New Word Discovered Today

Agoostas Kamoostas
pronounced as: Ah-goos-tas Ka-moos-tas

verb: agoostas-kamoostasing, agoostas-kamoostascle, agoostas-kamoostasical

meaning : Jiggle your Belly Fats.


Found By: Farah Khaizuran Binte Abdul Rashid

stay together for the kids

its 3:10 in the afternoon now.
going to sleep now.

im having a sudden craving for coke.
argh.

On the verge,

HI PEOPLE! I WOKE UP @ 9 PLUS AM TO USE THE COMPUTER!

its 11:27am now. i have piles of shitwork to do.


will i do it?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

changed layout AGAIN.

HAHA.
i want to thank:

• qianwei & charlene for being the models for the picture
• qianwei for her digi camera.

:D

eugene & his lizard

today eugene was being really gross.
he had found a lizard in our class, which had been there since morning.
he caught it, & held it in his hand.

he stroked its tail, which was poking out of his hand. it was a very DISGUSTING sight & i was really freaked out.
when he walked out of the class, he accidentally banged his hand, (the one with the lizard) against the door.
that made me laugh like mad. i laughed out really loudly because it was really hilarious. luckily the lizard didnt die. HAHA. patricia then asked him to get rid of the lizard. but he said its claws had stuck to his skin. THAT made me laugh like siao again.
after playing with the lizard for like...10 minutes he went out & threw the lizard down. we could see the lizard flying in mid-air before going down into the pond.

AFTER THAT, HE JUST WENT IN CLASS W/O WASHING HIS HANDS! AHAHAHA. patricia was SCREAMING at him & he went to wash his hands. HAHAH.

eugene is a disgusting but entertaining man.
HAHAH.

TODAY I HAD 2.4KM RUN!! :DDDDDD

tomorrow is the last day the THAIS will be coming to school. had lotsa fun with the 4 guys that were attached to my class. qianwei, patricia & me played badminton with them. funny people lah! haha. last period we played Snap Jack & they were one alert bunch! man. they were really fast & the the speed sort of scared me. HAHA.

had 2.4km run at around 3plus. ran with janice. we sort of relaxed at the 4th round & we walked abit. because we were too breathless to speak we would use hand gestures to communicate. haha. we would go... "3...2...1" with our hands & we would start running.
anyhow our timing was 17:00mins (LOUSY BUT HEY PASS RIGHT! DIAO). the teacher, (unknown woman who badly needs a makover) asked us to run one more round can! i was like..HAAALLOO!! we ran like MAD & now you ask us to run one more round. MY ASS SIAH.

untitled

today i had my NAFA'S 5 items.
shiqi refused to cheat for me for sit-ups.

3 Cs
2 Ds

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im in a Story-Mood today & my brain cant wait to share it!! ok so here it goes...



a century ago, sally & felly went to the market to buy some vegetables because they were thinking of cooking chicken soup. they had decided to add peas to the chicken so that they could savor the pea taste & the after-taste of the peas in the chicken but they realised their peas were finished so they went to the market at Jurong to buy some more cans of peas. when they reached there, they saw a crowd at the bus stop. they were cussing & screaming. some of the people had spikes on their heads & others had blood on their clothes.

curious, sally & felly decided to sqeezee through the crowd & find out what caught their attention so much that they had actually been standing there for 1200 hours without moving. when they managed to get into the center they saw this blind man eating rotten rats & flies. he was cooking maggots from the decomposing rats & he was laughing to himself. whenever he stood up to do a dance the crowd would follow him. sally & felly thought that it was very ridiculous so they went off to the market instead.

upon reaching the market there was this stall made up of celery & tomatoes. the stall-keeper was a gay because he was wearing a micro-mini skirt with a tank top. he had painted his nails tomato-red & his hair was long & plaited like a china woman. sally went up & screamed. the gay stall-keeper went up & gave up a slap. he then started throwing celeries at her & sally & felly quickly picked up the celeries & ran away. that was how they got free celeries from the gay stall-keeper.

then they walked on & saw the Fish-Stall. the fishmonger was a woman with curly hair. she was listening to Heavy Metal & Techno. she was shaking her head violently when suddenly felly threw a mackerel at her face. she looked at felly with her firece fishy look & started sprouting nonsense. she went like !@#$%^&*()#$%^&*(. sally thought it was hilarious & started laughing. the Heavy Metal & Techno Fishmonger then suddenly stood up & threw her radio at sally. sally managed to avoid it & the radio fell to the ground. the impact caused the radio to break open & what was inside the Heavy Metal & Techno Fishmonger's radio shocked sally & felly. they realised that the radio was actually made up of intestines & stomachs & hearts & what-not from fishes. sally spotted an eyeball of a octopus & started laughing again. that made the Heavy Metal & Techno Fishmonger really furious & she started chasing after sally & felly. luckily they ran fast & they finally reached the Pea Stall.

the pea stall uncle gave them 1000 cans of peas as there was a promotion - "buy 1 can get 999 cans free". sally & felly were delighted. it was the happiest day of their life.

the end :)


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man this is so fun i have decided to go into a Story-Mood again! :) my brain is abit cranky-pump-it-ness now you see :)

so here it goes...

benny was a 34 year old man. nothing was going well for him. he went bankrupt at the age of 10 because his parents could not handle their business well. benny thought maybe he would experience a turning point in life at 16 after secondary school when he decided studying wasnt his cup of tea & went to start his own business.

how foolish, his mother exclaimed when benny annnouced it to her. but benny was A Stubborn Old Bastard so he started his own business, selling Pirated VCDs. the variety was huge. from porn to romance, there was no movie benny did not have in the collection. his goods were normally shipped from singapore's best friend, Malaysia.

they came normally at 3 to 5am & it was a timing benny hated but he was the boss, the employee & the slave. so he had to wake up, depending on his 12-year-old alarm clock which his mother bought for his birthday. benny didnt realise that his mother was cursing for him to die early because he was naive back then. when the ship comes, benny would be at the jetty carrying a huge canvas bag to store the many VCDs his trusty friend had secretly recorded with a Sony Camcorder in the cinemas & editing&burning using his personal computer. the covers of the movie were usually designed by the same friend too. he had learnt photoshop in his poly years but because the lecturer discovered that he had used his photoshop skills to design porn he was made to drop out of school.

benny sold VCDs till the age of 20. he had been lucky but on his 20th birthday, one of his friends betrayed him & told the police. his friend did it because he was angry with benny for not agreeing to give him one porn VCD for free as it was his birthday that day.

benny was jailed for several months & was caned several times too. his parents had passed away by then & now, benny, an orphan, 34 years old, carrying with him only seconday school education, decided to make a living by...







selling porn again :)

10 reasons why C.S.I rocks

• they love showing scenes of people being cut up
• the coroner digs out the organs expressionless. classic.
• the oh-so-beautiful bloody organs
• scenes where the knife is shown cutting up the body, close-up + sound effects included. beautiful.
• the twists.
• unexpected endings.
  
• unusual story plots.
• the experiments Grissom does.
• facts you will never learn in a science lesson

"medicine's about healing, hope's about prayer...& should be free"

haha.

5 posts in a day. i must be insane.


anyway before i go offline to pretend to mug, i want to post something funny just now.

my mother bought KUEHS & offered me 2 orange & white kuehs.

she opened the styrofoam box & showed me & i showed her utter disgust & muttered an audible EEEEEEEE. HAHAHA. the white one had black sesame-seed-like things inside it & the orange one...well...just looked gross.

OH MY GOSH.

after 1000 years later, i had decided to log into the GESS portal because i was super bored.

the 4H discussion forum was open to all so i went in to see when i noticed this:



(i censored the name because i think its not important lah. ok im being very lame by censoring it but hey im a lame person.)

i was basically LAUGHING at his command of english. i could not stand it so i decided to correct some of his ridiculous grammar....





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i also notice he LOVES using tons of emocons which make him look like some dumb twit.

THE CHEM PRACTICAL

today we had 2 periods of chem prac.
something no one looks forward to. -______-

anyhow we had to follow instructions given from a piece of paper & find out the anions & cations & our observations.

how very exciting.

so yeah, qianwei's my lab partner bytheway. haha.
the practical was going rather smoothly. i was rather enjoying myself & i started a Barium Nitrate tune which i started singing until i used Silver Nitrate. HAHA. the pouring of chemicals went out rather well. no major screw-ups happened.
there was this part where we had to pour Sulphuric Acid to this unknown powder.

because i was really tired & all, i jus poured all the acid in. bubbles formed really fast & the whole thing started spilling out of the test-tube. if i didnt remember wrongly, i think mr tan sort of scolded me but i did not care because it amused me alot. HAHAH.

but halfway, qianwei&me were sent out of the lab for 5 minutes for not wearing goggles when using the bunsen burner. i was warming my devona's alloy (whatever its called), sodium hydroxide & liquid Y (i think) when a sudden reaction occured, causing the whole thing to sort of explode like a volcano. what was worst, the solution was grey in color with bits of black stuff. gross. okay, im making it sound so drama but truth is, bubbles started forming very quickly & almost all the liquid spilled out. that kinda shocked me but i was amused at the same time. so lame lah. i walked about the corridor & said hi to timothy. HAHA.

after 5 minutes we were called back & i continued with the stupid experiments. i was starting to get bored because there were no more cool reactions going on. there was a second use of the bunsen burner & mr tan was standing behind. i guess he was observing us. we were supposed to heat up this powder Z1 which i had done before.

the Z1 would change to yellow upon heating & return to its original color, white, when cooled. LIKE SO LAME LAH. it is supposed to decompose when heated, thus turning yellow. ERRR. because after heating up Z1 powder we were supposed to get 2 more spatulas of Z1 to do another experiment but i was so lazy i used the previous Z1 powder which was heated up before because i knew the Z1 would turn back to its original state after cooling.



after that we did not have sufficient time so mr tan asked us to continue tomorrow. wow. im so looking forward to it can.




oh one more thing. i am a very unhygenic user of test tubes. i often use the same test tubes over & over again & sometimes i dont use Nitric Acid to wash the tubes. HAHAH.



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haha. i also forgot to add.
after assembly qianwei, patricia & me went to find timothy. he then asked me whether he could could throw my water bottle down. i agreed, thinking he would only aim at the stones. but instead he flung it into the oh-so-"clean"-&-green (literally) pond. :)

he went down to pick it up & i asked him to throw it into the bin.

to alistair

im not evil. you are racist.

We're the stars of CCTV
Making movies out on the street
We're the stars of CCTV
Can't you see the camera loves me

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im dead beat. & i hate taxi drivers that talk as if they hate teenagers. its okay if i sound weird.

diao Qing Ming >:|

today was the most spastic day ever.
woke up at 8am plus (FORCED TO) to VISIT MY GRANDFATHER WHO HAD ALREADY BEEN BURNT TO ASHES & STUFFED IN A JAR (HAHAHAAHAH)

so anyway, took a cab there & waited for an hour before my 2 other uncles came. the place, at bishan is a very lame place. smoke everywhere. the weather was super hot too.

but i managed to find temporary amusement.

i had bought those ice-cream-in-between-a-slice-of-bread-type, then i was eating at the fish pond (place where children abuse the fishes with sticks & leaves) when suddenly an evil thought came to my mind. because i was finishing the ice-cream already, i decided to throw some of my chocolate-flavoured ice-cream bread into the pond for those mad, hungry & stupid fishes to snatch food with their own kind & would do anything just to get that tiny piece of so-called junk so that their greedy tummies will be filled & reproduce more so that they will have bigger competition (they love to snatch you see...) A-AHAHAHA-AHHAHA

kois are so stupid.

ANYHOW, the ice-cream in my bread was already melting thus the bread was chocolate-soaked but i threw it in anyway. the bread, upon contact with water turned the surrounding water murky for a while & i laughed at the stupid fishes because they WERE EATING CHOCOLATE-FLAVOURED BREAD. HAHAAH. that reminded me of dogs because they can not eat chocolate because of some chemical in it then i thought maybe that happens to fish too but i dont really care A-HAHAHA-AH-AHAHA.

after that, i got tissue from my auntie & yet another evil thought came to my mind. after using it to wipe my mouth i tore little pieces of the tissue & threw it into the pond. HAHAHAAH. the fishes thought it was bread at first (stupid things) & one of them gobbled it up. but it spit it out after realising it cannot chew the tissue. HAHAHAH I WAS LAUGHING LIKE MAD & MY BROTHER WAS LAUGHING TOO. haha.

it amused me so much i did it afew more times. the other fishes reacted the same.
gobbled, chewed awhile then spit it out.
HAHAHAHA.



OKAYE THATS ALL I WANNA SAY COS THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO ALL THE STUPID FISHES OUT THERE.

<3 Y'ALL FISHES. HAHAHAHAH-A-AHAHAA.

see you all stupid spastic retards next year!

we live,

There is a man who waits for the tests
To see if the cancer has spread yet
And now he asks, "So why did I wait to live till it was time to die?"

If I could have the time back how I'd live
Life is such a gift
So how does the story end?
Well this is your story and it all depends
So don't let it become true
Get out and do what we are meant to do

maybe this is God's way of telling me

to stop taking taxis.

this is the worst day of my life.

i came back from EL in the afternoon then i took a cab down to church because i had to pass some things to pauline. before getting in the cab i accidentally twisted my left foot but it didnt really hurt lah. in the cab i realised my feet was bleeding abit so i asked the driver for tissues. the tissue he gave me initially was rough so at the moment he was going to pass me another piece there was an immdieate JERK in the cab.
it was then the driver realised he had hit the small headlights (the red & orange one i think) of a truck infront. his side-view mirror was also broken. the mirror totally fell off. the driver came out of the cab & started arguing with the driver of the truck. it was the truck's driver fault because he did not park his truck properly & the truck's front was abit off the lane. i was in the cab, witnessing their argument. then the driver went into the cab & asked me to wait for another one because he knew that they would be talking for very long. i felt very guilty because i knew that it was my fault. if i had not asked the driver for tissue this would not have happened. to make things worst, the driver did not blame me & when he asked me to wait for another cab he was very friendly & even smiled at me. when i got out of the cab i told the truck driver off. i said that he was the one at fault because his truck was off the lane. the truck driver was an indian BY THE WAY.

anyway, after i passed the stuff, i went home, taking a cab again. the driver was going really slowly & i was rather mad because i was rushing for time. (celestine's party at night). but at the junction at bukitmerah view, the mad-ness had totally disappeared. because while waiting for the cars infront of him to pass, i experienced yet another huge JERK in the cab. it was the same feeling i had in the previous cab. what was worst, when the driver got out of the taxi, i realised he was a very small-built man & he was limping. i could tell he was very frail & weak. he went out & the car behind him had accidentally bumped into the taxi. the indian driver apologised & luckily the dent in the taxi was just a minor one.

but i stilll felt veryvery bad. before i got out of the taxi, i passed the taxi driver a packet of famous amos i bought from 7-11. he was very thankful & said thank you quite a few times & that made my day.