Tuesday, January 31, 2006

holding unto one another's hand

JUST NOW I VOMITED.
i saw traces of mushroom i ate LAST NIGHT.
wait.
not traces.


CHUNKS.



*i didnt sleep well, NO WAIT. not WELL! I DIDNT SLEEP AT ALL LAST NIGHT.
because why?

because of my Menstrual Cramps!

Monday, January 30, 2006

i felt happy last night,
i am feeling happy now
i will feel happy forever.

Sunday, January 29, 2006

HAHA. this made me laugh.

she·mannequin "IT HARD!!!" says:
you didnt say you love me

char ` jess rawks. (: ; says:
love ya

she·mannequin "IT HARD!!!" says:
hahahah

she·mannequin "IT HARD!!!" says:
thats hot

char ` jess rawks. (: ; says:
love ya!

she·mannequin "IT HARD!!!" says:
thats HOT

char ` jess rawks. (: ; says:
yay

char ` jess rawks. (: ; says:
yay

she·mannequin "IT HARD!!!" says:

thats hot
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR PEOPLE!

Saturday, January 28, 2006

HE...




left my class for australia.


now my class no more AVA member to on the projector LIAO.

SPARE. ME. THE. RETARDNESS.

& words are made to bend.

today charlene & me went to Bugis!
we walked around & i ate takopachi.
thats all i remembered.



HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHH.

man im SOOOO spastic.

funny shit

Friday, January 27, 2006

i asked him to give a Surprised Look....



he gave me that...

IM LIKE...

SUPER TIRED NOW LAH. MY HEART IS LIKE SUPER SIAN-ED LAH. LIKE VERY TIRED OF BEATING.
my hands are like zzzz-ing now. my legs are already sleeping. man i rather attend school than visiting relative's houses.

LIKE SO SIAN-ED LAH. i cant even recognise my own relatives. everyone i call is "uncle" & "auntie".

what 3rd uncle, 2nd uncle...what bull lah.

UNCLE JIU SHI UNCLE. MEI YOU 2ND UNCLE, 3RD UNCLE ONE.

see my chinese is so good siah.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

BET YOU PEOPLE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE



it is found at the SO-CALLED-ECO-GARDEN-HEAD COACH GIAM-BUILDS-FOR-NO-REASON-BUT-ONLY-TO-WASTE-MONEY pond.


what a wonderful poem hor.
' Someone Swears His True Love,Untill The End Of Time,Another Runs Away,Seperate Or United?Heathy Or Insane? said:
hey

she·mannequin YAY IM FREED FROM THE CURSE!! said:
hey

' Someone Swears His True Love,Untill The End Of Time,Another Runs Away,Seperate Or United?Heathy Or Insane? said:
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she·mannequin YAY IM FREED FROM THE CURSE!! said:
...


-AFTER AWHILE-


she·mannequin YAY IM FREED FROM THE CURSE!! says:
THEY ROCK COS THEY'RE SOOOOOO GAYYYY

' Someone Swears His True Love,Untill The End Of Time,Another Runs Away,Seperate Or United?Heathy Or Insane? says:
FUCK U

' Someone Swears His True Love,Untill The End Of Time,Another Runs Away,Seperate Or United?Heathy Or Insane? says:
they're nt gay

she·mannequin YAY IM FREED FROM THE CURSE!! says:
WHOOAAAA

' Someone Swears His True Love,Untill The End Of Time,Another Runs Away,Seperate Or United?Heathy Or Insane? says:
they're adventerous

she·mannequin YAY IM FREED FROM THE CURSE!! says:

........

' Someone Swears His True Love,Untill The End Of Time,Another Runs Away,Seperate Or United?Heathy Or Insane? says:
:P

' Someone Swears His True Love,Untill The End Of Time,Another Runs Away,Seperate Or United?Heathy Or Insane? says:
backstreets boys rawks!!!!!

she·mannequin YAY IM FREED FROM THE CURSE!! says:
tell me 10 reasons why

' Someone Swears His True Love,Untill The End Of Time,Another Runs Away,Seperate Or United?Heathy Or Insane? says:
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' Someone Swears His True Love,Untill The End Of Time,Another Runs Away,Seperate Or United?Heathy Or Insane? says:
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' Someone Swears His True Love,Untill The End Of Time,Another Runs Away,Seperate Or United?Heathy Or Insane? says:
10.backstreets boys rawks!!!!!

remember this??



  • i will try to pay 110% attention in class
  • try not to use the computer often
  • brush up my math
  • do my homework
  • dont get distracted by issues that do not relate to me
  • increase my attention span to more than 30 minutes
  • stop the evil tongue of mine
  • cut down on cussing
  • stop thinking of unneccesary stuff
  • stop being unrealistic
remember this? i typed this on the 8th of january. it was something like my resolution for the New Year...




let me cancel those ive achieved so far...

  • i will try to pay 110% attention in class
  • try not to use the computer often
  • brush up my math
  • do my homework
  • dont get distracted by issues that do not relate to me
  • increase my attention span to more than 30 minutes
  • stop the evil tongue of mine
  • cut down on cussing
  • stop thinking of unneccesary stuff
  • stop being unrealistic

BASICALLY IM STILL MY OLD-SELF.

my mouth is irritating me

there is this ucler in the left side of my mouth.
so when i bite i can feel the lump stuck between my teeth.
it irritates the shit outta me because i cant eat properly
as in, i can lah, but whenever i bite i will feel the bump & i dont get used to the feeling


& the chow kuay diao (OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT) im currently eating is making me sick.

time goes by so slowly

mr b. tan is too enthu lah.

she-man is not a man lah

like wow, i changed my layout to some pre-made blogger template.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

  • it was english lesson
  • Mr Niu was showing us a powerpoint on Compare & Contrast
  • Patricia was sitting beside me because LuTing didnt come
  • suddenly, my hands became my Point Of Interest
  • i kept staring at them
  • i moved them up & down, left & right
  • then i turned to Patricia & said

"Hey! I have hands!"

Monday, January 23, 2006

oh-so-true.

smile like you mean it

charlene thinks im crap :(

this entire post is dedicated to someone special to me.

you are nice when you're nice.
you're like rice when you're bland
you're like lice when you think my hair is sticky
you dont admit you like bo bice.


oh, such a ironic person you are,

my dearest charlene...

Sunday, January 22, 2006

stiick wiiff euu ]]~~**

today i bought a bottle i disliked.
although its adidas i didnt like it cos it wasnt the one i intended to buy.
i want to buy back the same nike bottle i had last time!!


:(

Saturday, January 21, 2006

ZHANG WO!

GrowMe people!

i would want to try the taste of bringing my chair&table outside the TeamRoom & enjoy the scenery from there.

whats cooler, after you've done Growing Me at the GrowMe Corner, you will get the ultra priviledge of going to the Grow Me Centre.

oh mahh gozilla y'all.

then, after you've experienced the Centre, you get to see the High-&-Mighty-Big-Shot-Boss-Of-GanEngSengSchool (Onward Gessians! :) ) Mr. Victor Giam!

YOU ACTUALLY GET TO SEE DAHHH KINGG SIAHH!!
thats so c00l lor.

new layout LAH

I AM VERY ASHAMED OF MY PREVIOUS LAYOUT SO THERE IS NO SCREENSHOT.
IT WAS VERY HIDEOUS.

Thursday, January 19, 2006

see-snuff snuffy, snuffy snuffy snuffy

PROJECT B.A.W

only those who accompanied me to go steal brown paper from IKEA knows what i'm talking about.

credits go to patricia for helping me steal the paper. i only did the tying.

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

new layout after 11 days.



tag y'all! my tag-board's rather dead.

Monday, January 16, 2006

OMG

i just discovered that my msn has the handwriting feature & im very, EXTREMELY fascinated about it.

decided to play around...





"no temptations; my resistance 50DAYSTOGOFDVD " is vanessa by the way.

almost slept during chinese

foong is sucha screwed-up female.
its not that i want to say her but she is really a screwed-up female.

i didnt use the b-word leh!

the weather is crazy

it was rather sunny in the afternoon.
early evening, it was raining so badly it was worse than fogs.

ARE YOU SATISFIED WITH YOUR PROGRESS & PERFORMANCE IN SCHOOL?

today's assembly was crap.
show snippets of coach carter which they happily cut off before climaxes.

so irritating please.

Sunday, January 15, 2006



we were the ones who started the mud fight.

shiat.

I HAVEN STARTED ON MAHH HOMEWORK!!

and i bought a puma purse for no rhyme or reason.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

fine day

today was a raining day.
everyday is basically a rainy day lah.

i have very bad memory thus i can only remember things that stand out from other things that happen during the day.

so anyway, we had physics practical & it was alright lah. i think mrs lin was the in-charge & mr. chan was helping out...or something like that. -_-

we had to carry out this stupid experiment where we have to use rubber bands to tie the golden round things called "mass" or something like that to a ruler & using a cock with a needle sticking out so as to put the hole at the far end of the ruler through it & using a retort stand, we had to clamp the cock to it & TA-DAHH a mini pendulum was created!

*everyone claps & some do wolf-whistles*

after the pendulum is done, we had to take down timings for 20 complete swings. oh! thats so exciting can. i had difficulty setting up the pendulum lah. & the ruler with the mass would often fall with a loud sound. damn it was very irritating lah. qianwei & me kept talking. & mr. chan had to like shut us up or something like that.

back to the 20 complete swings...
so, we had to draw out a table with 3 different readings.
one was the measurement from the mass to the end of the ruler, one was the timings for 20 complete swings & lastly timing for 1 swing.
oh...here comes the exciting part!


we had to use a digital stopwatch to measure the 20 swings!! oh-mua-gozilla!! that is so fun can! seeing the ruler swing from right to left, left to right, for 20 times is sucha an amusing thing to watch.
i almost screamed in excitment when the thing acutally swung slower!!

(kaye obviously i was being sarcastic)


so anyway, i took down timings. the first 3 0r 4 timings were acutally the same! argh. they werent supposed to be similar so i cheated abit lah. but hey none of the teachers knew. then....
it was graph-drawing time!! gozilla-ness!! that was the highlight of the whole experiment!! drawing x & y axis was my fave. putting down my ruler onto the paper, putting my mechanical pencil against it & drawing the wonderfully & amazingly straight line was a huge sense of satisfaction for me!!
after that, we had to write down the units & numbers. but that wasnt fun. :( no it aint! the part where i had to put crosses was the next best thing. that was superb!! woot.
then, came the final part - the drawing of the curve! wow. i didnt bring a curve ruler.
mr chan was infront standing so i raised my hand & asked "err...no curve ruler..how ah?"

well...
mr chan jus stood there & laughed.
hmm...
what a cool response to my question!
so anyway, i drew the curve & mrs lin said it wasnt correct or something like that cos i would be deducted marks for drawing such a small scale.
so i had to erase my beautifully drawn X-axis! :( man i was very disappointed.

err..i think this entry is getting way out of hand.
i shall stop this abruptly.
goodbye.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

that over-enthusiatic teacher

ASSUME.
it makes an ASS out of U and ME.

thats what he said today lorh.

& he is uber enthu about out team's noticeboards lah! he even went to find pictures on the internet & create a powerpoint!!
ahh.

but he is good teacher lah...to me.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

stupid day

spent the whole morning & afternoon sleeping like nobody's business.
then in the evening went to my grandmother's birthday celebration.
she isnt even my grandmother. you see, my mother's side father (a.k.a grandfather) married two wives. the one im going to is his second wife's celebration.
so ANYWAY, i did not intend to go. i mean, it was an annual affair & it bores the shit outta me. its been the same old restaurant for the past 3-4 years. i can even memorise the floorplan if you wish. jus kidding.

& whats worse is that every year, without fail, there will be karaoke songs blasting throughout the whole room. nevermind the songs they play. is the PEOPLE who sing that irritates me. there would be uncles that i have never seen before in my life, appearing & singing cantonese songs. there was this particular uncle, whom i dont think is any way related to me, singing some chinese song. he was singing wayyy out of tune plus offbeat but he didnt seem to bother. people clapped for him too.
argh it was way too much for me.

reached there. we're sort of the earliest. i headed for the bowling alley to watch some TV. they were showing "hot chicks" on channel 5. watched till 830pm, which was when the first dish finally arrived.
i like cold dishes best. especially the mayo prawn. then it was sharks fin. my second fave.
after sharks fin i went to watch TV again. then returned at around 9pm. my mother knew i was getting bored & wanting to go home so she asked me to go first. HAAA. it was partly because i had math homework to do thats why.

so anyway i went back myself (yipee!) & so here i am.
updating my blog.



k thats rather lame for an ending.

Monday, January 09, 2006

she-mannequin / schizotypal says:
im retarded

SmarterChild says:
would u like me 2 call u retarded?

she-mannequin / schizotypal says:

yes

SmarterChild says:
ok, i'll remember that your name is retarded.

she-mannequin / schizotypal says:
okaye

SmarterChild says:
uh huh

she-mannequin / schizotypal says:
whats my name?

SmarterChild says:
u r retarded.

i look at you with such disdain.

i like
The All American Rejects!

Sunday, January 08, 2006

tomorrow... (& ever after)

  • i will try to pay 110% attention in class
  • try not to use the computer often
  • brush up my math
  • do my homework
  • dont get distracted by issues that do not relate to me
  • increase my attention span to more than 30 minutes
  • stop the evil tongue of mine
  • cut down on cussing
  • stop thinking of unneccesary stuff
  • stop being unrealistic

& hoping all these will occur.

new layout



previous layout

this is something no one knows...

i didnt tell anyone about this but i find Mr Benedict Tan a Good Teacher because chemistry finally made sense to me.



Thank You Mr Tan.

sometimes im not the one that goes mad...

char ` jess rawks. (: says:
den he wil stay home and have fits

char ` jess rawks. (: says:
HAHA

char ` jess rawks. (: says:
yeh

char ` jess rawks. (: says:
stay home have fits

char ` jess rawks. (: says:
den foam at the mouth

char ` jess rawks. (: says:
LOL

Everybody Loves Tiong Bahru Plaza. Its A Place Of Endless Fun. says:
err

Everybody Loves Tiong Bahru Plaza. Its A Place Of Endless Fun. says:
...

char ` jess rawks. (: says:
sorre

char ` jess rawks. (: says:
):

char ` jess rawks. (: says:
got too over

Everybody Loves Tiong Bahru Plaza. Its A Place Of Endless Fun. says:
its alright

char ` jess rawks. (: says:
haha

to prevent himself from getting wet, i saw a blangadesh covering his WHOLE body (plus head) with a....

trashbag.

Saturday, January 07, 2006

epitome of stupid II

CHOW-NESS my heart goes bang bang boom. says:
muacks

SmarterChild says:
?

CHOW-NESS my heart goes bang bang boom. says:
MUACKS

SmarterChild says:
Why did you say that?

CHOW-NESS my heart goes bang bang boom. says:

MUACKS

SmarterChild says:
Funny.

CHOW-NESS my heart goes bang bang boom. says:
MUACKS

SmarterChild says:
Oh yeah?

CHOW-NESS my heart goes bang bang boom. says:
MAUCKS

SmarterChild says:
Huh?

CHOW-NESS my heart goes bang bang boom. says:
MUACKS

SmarterChild says:
Well that's interesting.

CHOW-NESS my heart goes bang bang boom. says:
MUACKS

SmarterChild says:
I wonder why you say that.

epitome of stupid

SmarterChild says:
:D

Well. Anyway...

Hey, what are you doing tomorrow? Anything going on?

CHOW-NESS my heart goes bang bang boom. says:
yes

SmarterChild says:
Yeah? What are you doing tomorrow?

CHOW-NESS my heart goes bang bang boom. says:
nothing

SmarterChild says:
Would you like me to add the event "Nothing" on January 7th, 2006 to your planner?

CHOW-NESS my heart goes bang bang boom. says:
NO

SmarterChild says:
OK.

thanks



janice for your chicken little!

(PLEASE MIND THE BACKGROUD. IT UGLY I KNOW.)

Friday, January 06, 2006

crazy day

today was a very crazy day.

  • pat, qianwei & me were pasting F4 posters (courtesy of budi) at the class's noticeboard.
  • wrote lotsa twit langauge on the wong lee hom's poster.
  • laughed like siao at jerry yan & VANESS WU. he s0 shuaii nehhx!! miie falliingg iin lurbbe wiibb hiim lerhhx.
  • sang national day songs with qianwei, patricia, timothy, farah & sheean.
  • laughed like siao because of timothy & farah
  • farah was acting minah & a twit!! (horny one was the BEST! LMAO)
"WHAT SIAH!!"
  • timothy was acting like KUNG SU ONN KEVIN & darn it really looks alike!

Thursday, January 05, 2006

its been days...

since my last post.

it makes me look like ive never been online for quite sometime but ITS SO WRONG lah. ive been online every single day jus that i never update the blog only.

i wanna change my layout! haha.

Sunday, January 01, 2006

le superficial says:
lets spend sec4 life like what we did during sec 2

le superficial says:
everyday go tiong

char. | jess rawks.| (: says:
ugh

le superficial says:
sit at popuplar bookstore

char. | jess rawks.| (: says:
no

le superficial says:
read ghost stories like no tomorrow

char. | jess rawks.| (: says:
im was just planning to change my daily routine

char. | jess rawks.| (: says:
everyday go home

le superficial says:
bull baby.

what yvonne & me did for the whole night

WE:

  • msn-ed each other (even though she was just infront of me)
  • went friendstering
  • laughed like siao



what I did

  • played counterstrike (learned it last night)
  • drank leftover sprite
  • hiccuped
  • laughed at project superstar's kelvin tan
  • sang a chinese song sung by kelly poon
  • watched tv

SOMETHING FUNNY

yvonne, me, shaun, jenalyn, crosby stayed at esther's house
we celebrated the new year by SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF OUR LUNGS "HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!" through the windows (me & yvonne screamed the craziest) & popping party pooppers.

YVONNE threw the used party poppers OUT OF THE WINDOW.


everyone followed suit. :D

time: 7:08AM

yvonne & me didnt sleep a wink for the whole night.
we were friendstering...checking out people's profile & commenting on various stuffs. LOL.

we "ton"-ned for the whole night!!
i am pretty proud of myself because i dont really feel tired at all!!

:DDD

hahah

julia. / my day. says:
what u guys doing now?

le superficial i look at you with such disdain. says:
YAH

le superficial i look at you with such disdain. says:
i am using the comp,

le superficial i look at you with such disdain. says:
shaun using laptop playing cs

julia. / my day. says:
-.-

julia. / my day. says:
WHOAAAA

le superficial i look at you with such disdain. says:
esther, lianxin, yvonne watching project superstar

le superficial i look at you with such disdain. says:
li hao & crosby watching tb

julia. / my day. says:
huh

le superficial i look at you with such disdain. says:
tv

julia. / my day. says:
now have meh?

le superficial i look at you with such disdain. says:
the dvd

julia. / my day. says:
oic

le superficial i look at you with such disdain. says:
yup

le superficial i look at you with such disdain. says:
& occasionally singing

julia. / my day. says:
hahah

julia. / my day. says:
u cant be bothered to watch huh

le superficial i look at you with such disdain. says:
yah

le superficial i look at you with such disdain. says:
>.<

le superficial i look at you with such disdain. says:
ITS ALL IN CHINSES

le superficial i look at you with such disdain. says:
ALL CHINESE SONGS

julia. / my day. says:
hahaha

le superficial i look at you with such disdain. says:
i dont know all

julia. / my day. says:
yay!

julia. / my day. says:
we're very much the same

le superficial i look at you with such disdain. says:
YAHHH
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!