dont know why,

during el today janice said that my hair smelt like KFC's hand-washing liquid.

i think this is funny

7260

just now i thought i hear my phone ringing. but when i went to check it wasnt. maybe i am hearing things.
my phone is giving me stupid problems & the menu key is screwed up big time. i cant access the menu without pressing the key 28320358 times. zzzz.

my phone turns a year old somewhere in june. 4th or 8th i guess.


one more year & i can get rid of the phone i used to like.



teen-hueyyy. (i hope i got it correct.)

On the Other Side.

today after EL janice, qianwei, xiangyi, charlene, patricia & me went to the block opposite school to eat chicken rice.
we were talking about taiwanese soap opera (THUNDERBOLT) when i suddenly remembered about ZHENG QING!! man i loved the show alot.
i would catch it every single day!!

then our topic for that point of time was all about Zheng Qing! :D

man! janice could remember ALOT.
like YUE NAN, YA NAN & the Datuk's oldest son - YALAI!! HAHAHAHA.


YA LAI FELL IN LOVE WITH AH QIONG Y'ALL!!

hello

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cool hor? i make one.

nong nong

okay this is the fastest time ive ever taken to make a layout.

approximately - 15minutes (including editing of the picture)

CHINESE OLEVELS SO HOT LORH2748Z.

today i went to patricia's house & we had a fun time editing pictures.
specifically YA GAO pictures.

man, they look effing funny after liquifying.

LIQUIFY ROCKS!! I LOVE PHOTOSHOP!!
man, i really laughed my ass off.

crouching uncle hidden maggots

it was business as usual.
the first recess was at 9:25am. students began strolling in the canteen. the Oriental Maggots a.k.a Maggots Cuisine uncle waited for his 13-year old customers. as expected, the naive tweens formed a queue as soon as you could say "maggots eat you".
frantically scooping up the desired ingredients the students selected, the curry & meat were of different portions. the diluted curry had made the rice moist & orange looking while the meat, which only made one tenth of the plate, had oil covering the entire blob. it seemed as if oil made up most of the so-called meat. the vegetables were of shit-color. shiny & dirty greenish. but the naive tweens did not mind. none of them knew the dark history the stall had...
a secret so dark only those who had been with the school since 2004 knew...









the maggots of the ORIENTAL CUISINE.

i just want a girl like you

had a short talk with feng laoshi after school today. i asked her questions about paper 1 essays. i guessed i shocked her cos i wrote a compo at home & showed her.

• chinese O's in a few days time.
• da vinci code movie still pending.
• having a mild sort throat & blocked nose.
• mrs palan said in class today, till now she has not figured out what i really am. what type of person i am. she said she rougly knows everyone's character except mine.
• mr niu says i have a split personality. i change very quickly.
• freaky lah ----------
  
• menses, please, if you do come dont bring your Menstrual Cramp friend along.
• i cant afford cramps now.

the more i learn
the more i love
the more my heart cant get enough
thats when i love you
i love you
no matter what.
- aslyn

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feng lao shi filled her last slide of her powerpoint with this.

for once, i think she is actually quite nice. OKAY FINE. :|

heeheee

TWO tourists are driving through Wales. At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogoch, they stop for lunch & one of them says to the waitress, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly."

The girl leans forward & drawls, "Burrrrrrgurrrr Kiiiing."

JENGA! JENGA! JENGA!

yesteday, patricia, char, janice & me went to cine as we wanted to buy tix for the Da Vinci Code. but we werent allowed entry because i was the only 16year old & so we could not buy the tix.
so we went to Galiee (spelling?) Of Friends to eat lunch.
the names of the meals were so funny! there was Finding Nemo, the Godfather, Ocean's Eleven...etc. haha!
me & janice ordered Finding Nemo while patricia ate Ocean's Eleven. after eating, we cleared the plates & we played UNO STACKO! HAHA!


(patricia's hands)

the restaurant provides a number of games for the customers to play. haha! UNO Stacko was so fun lah! after playing a few times we accompanied char to her appointment. before taking the bus, we went to Orange Julius. janice & me bough Blizzard. i bought the M&Ms one & this uncle who made the Blizzard for us would turn the cup upside down before handing it to us. i guess he wanted to show us the POWER OF THE BLIZZARD! WAH ITS SO STRONG IT DEFIES THE LAW OF GRAVITY ONE. *clap clap*

anyway, after that we took a bus down the PS & crossed over to park mall.
haha. we sat at the lift lobby to wait for char & talked. got this guy, when he came out of the lift, his phone rang & it was STICKWITU by THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS! HAHAH. damn stupid.


(((TODAY))))

i bought UNO stacko to school & xiangyi,janice&me played in the morning! hahah!! after 1 round farah&charlene joined in. HAHA. damn fun lah but Mr Mui had to spoil everything by asking us to gather at the arena. zzzz.
after that, during PE, played stacko again. Mr Faizal didnt care lah. STACKO IS SO FUN! HAHAHAH.

zaneta

today we had NE trip.
michael, our black guide, has hair in his ears & one of his ears has a hearing aid.
he is so annoying lah. almost whatever he says i will reply "ya ya".
sometimes i would ask him questions.

got this part we went to this stupid bridge outside the Fullerton hotel. there was those motorbike-ice-cream-cart. i was tempted so while the others were listening to michael i secretly went behind to buy an ice-cream.

neither mr goh nor michael know about it.

the bum boat ride kicked arse. i sat the edge of the boat. super windy lah.


the bum boat ride was the only highlight of the NE trip. thats all.

HOOOO

faking the away,

haiku of the day
jim burns fire for night
burn, burn, burn, burn, burn & burn
eats his cooked hand yum

mother goose would be happy i guess

once upon a time, cinderella was scrubbing the floor with coke. her 3 step-sisters were snoring their lives away in their rooms. after sleeping for somewhat 100hours, they woke up & ordered cinderella to cook them a huge 20-course breakfast.
so off when cinderella to the market to buy the ingredients. the market were full of thieves so by the time cinderella completed her shopping all her stuffs were gone. cinderella cried bitterly & when she told the step-sisters the bad news they were so mad they kicked cinderella in the head.
the blow was so huge she fell into a coma.

then out of no where 7 dawrfs appeared & carried cinderella to the hidden forests of beauty & the beast. there, they lifted cinderella & placed her onto a bed from King Koil. after much effort, they managed to push her legs so that she fit in the whole coffin-like-thing-that-is-made-of-glass-wood-&-springs.
anyhow, cinderella stayed there for afew months. no prince charming came. the dawrfs became annoyed so they took turns to kiss cinderella on the lips. by the time the 7th dwarf kissed her, the lipstick on cinderella had stained the whole mouth. bleh.
suddenly, there was a rustle in the bushes. a loud roar was heard & out came...


the Beast from beauty & the beast.

he carried cinderella up & slapped her left cheek 10 times. but cinderella did not wake up. annoyed, the Beast ate her. then hansel & gretel came. from the result of too much candy from the witches house, they became very fat. the 7 dwarfs were very amused as they had never seen humans before (even though cinderella was a human but dwarfs are stupid) so they gorged out hansel's eyes & pulled gretel's hair & stamped both of them to death.
a tsunami came & flooded the whole entire forest. the fishes from the nearby ocean came & made the forest their home. little mermaid lived with the fishes which made the forest their home as she divorced with her father because he did not allow her to marry some random man from Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue. anyhow, little mermiad found the coffin-like-thing-that-is-made-of-glass-wood-&-springs pretty so she decided to sleep inside. after sleeping for some time, she realised she had locked herself in & thus died of suffocation.

after 1000years of flood, it finally died down & singapore was formed.

story of jimmy/benny/johnny/billy (choose one)

one day jimmy/benny/johnny/billy (choose one) was watching tv. the phone rang so he picked it up. he said Hello but there was no one so he put down the phone & went to the kitchen to get a can of coke, a drink so acidic that it can be used for washing toilets but no one really bothers whether it is killing their intestines or not because people are ignorant, well, people. the phone rang & he picked it up but still, there was no response.

jimmy/benny/johnny/billy (choose one) shurgged it off as some prank call. he continued to watch the movie/sitcom/reality show/drama serial (choose one). the phone rang again & this time jimmy/benny/johnny/billy (choose one) was starting to get annoyed because there was still no response from the caller.

so, jimmy/benny/johnny/billy (choose one) shouted at the phone. "YOU ASS/STUPID IDIOT/IDIOT/$%%*@$ (choose one) !!!! STOP CALLING OR YOU WILL GET IT FROM ME!!! i will kill/rape/kidnap/harrass/strangle/pour conc. HCL on (choose one) you!!!!!" after that, the phone calls stopped.
the next day, the calls continued again.

whatever, seriously....whatever.

):

mrs ko is leaving soon.
next thurs is her last lesson with my class.



mr ko,
i dont understand why you have to leave so soon. Os this year yet you are leaving us even before we sit for the paper. i jus dont know why you have to do this. i know you want to prepare yourself for your new school but this isnt proper dont you think so. arent our Os more important than you preparing yourself to fit in with the school? i just dont understand why but i will miss you even though you always scold us for not handing up homework, failing math & not cleaning the class. i will miss the times you scold me for sleeping on the table, & the times you suan me. truth is, i really dont like you leaving us just like that. its just not right. this is all so sudden. you just annonuce it just like that. why dont you let other teachers have a chance to qualify for the new school? you said its your own choice to leave the school. so why dont you NOT leave us then? why? why help other students when you have your own to help? why? you said we were the first batch that you only taught halfway. half the year. why must it be us? why? you said mr giam wants you to come back at least once a week. once a week isnt enough. why cant it be once a day anymore? you have been with us for 1 & a half years already. can you bear to leave, jus like that? are you that heartless? dont you even have feelings attached to any of the classes you are teaching now? arent you worried how would they perform during the Os? my head is aching as i type this. you asked us whether we had questions for you. i had so many. this is something no one knows but last year at the general office, where you sat to correct errors in math papers, as i sat infront of you, i just so wanted to cry. i failed terribly & i dont know why but when i looked into your face i wanted to cry. i dont know whether it was because i could sense disappointment in you or it was just because i was disappointed in myself. if you really loved us you wouldnt have made this stupid choice. you wouldnt have decide to go away. you said either mrs tay or mr ang would be replacing you. you said they are more experienced & they can help to clear the mess youve left behind. i dont want any mr ang or tay to come. why cant it be you till the end of year? why cant you spend your last Teacher's Day before leaving? why cant you stay a while longer? why cant you leave after the Os? why? you've always scolded us when our class is dirty & that we were living in a rubbish dump. now that you are leaving us, who would ask us to clean the class anymore? who would be the one who would lecture us for 2 periods about our future? who?

this choice to leave us, jus like that.

i hate this.

no one can find the rewind,

today lizhen went missing for 4 (or 6 i think) hours. couldnt call her home nor handphone.
i got kind of freaked out. haha.

anyway, char & me went to holland v!
cos yesterday i went to patricia's house & read about this shop that offer people to make their own handphone strap & i was kind of interested so i asked char to go holland v with me.

met char at tiong mrt cos she wanted to buy stamp for her card then after that we walked to GESS (as patriotic as mr chan hor) outside to take 970. we waited effing long CAN! CANCNXNCNABW2737DHJS.

after waited for 100 centuries, (jus kidding) the bus came & we went to find the shop. i spent $6.40 lah. hahaha. then we walked around & went to Party With Us! haha. we shared to buy this Warhead spray thing. apple flavoured. effing sour lah. 5 sprays & thats it. i nearly died of heart attack. (jus kidding)

after that i suggest going to the PETS CENTRE!! we climbed up & there were doggies up for sale.

OH-MAH GAWD! (wok with me uncle style) LAH! CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!! >.<
the puppies there were super adorable. i LOVED the golden retriever puppies best while char preferred the siberian husky. spent quite long there. couldnt bear to leave.

sweetest things alive. :)))

(does not look cute here because my phone sArkxx okkiie?!?! miie derhhx f0ne iish l0usiie larhx!!)

then we took 970 to great world.
ate at delifrance.
POTATO GERLATIN!!
CHARLENE'S ONE GOT MORE BACON BITS LORH.
NOT FAIR!!
haha.

after that char bought some stuff from SaSa.
slacked for awhile at Molecule then went to the toilet.
i made a Toilet-Paper Tie & showed char.

she dared me to walk around wearing the tie but of course i refused.

flickr

:D

Q: what do you call a gorilla wearing ear muffs?













A: anything you want. he cant hear you.

seriously

j lo's husband is uglier than Gollum of Lord Of The Rings.

till i get over you

okay i dont know what is happening to me now. im feeling all angry & angsty & depressed & just effed-up for no reason. hating everything & tempted to curse & scream like no one's business. just now i almost couldnt control so i quickly went offline to sleep.
im still not well. fuck.

NEW LAYOUT SIAHHH

ahahaha im so lame

tired now lah.

wah. today damn siong.
after poa (screw poa bytheway) went to tiong with qianwei, patricia & charlene. ate at burger king. then went up to popular. after that went with char to her appointment at park mall. qianwei & patricia went home.
i waited for very long for char lah. haiyoh. haha. read mags & walked around. then after that took 167 to the ASIAN CIVILISATION MUSEUM!! HAHA. i suggested it & char agreed so yeah.
went there, & the counter girl said it was free for us! because gan eng seng is a member of their museum or something so it was FOC for us. woots.
the museum freaked us out at some parts. slacked there for quite long before heading to esplanade. walked through it to marina square. walked around & by that time our legs were like...like...jelly.

okay then we went home by 195 bus. tata.

hmmm..

i dont remember writing this...

heeeheee

haha.

exams end in 2 days time. i want to go to the sentosa's 4D magix show! >.<

rilo kiley

i got nothin to give you, you see
except everything, everything, everything, everything.
all the good and the bad.
cause i've been bad.
i've lied, cheated, stolen,
and been ungrateful for what i have
and i'm afraid habits rule my wake in life
and i'm scared
and i'm runnin
in my sleep for you.
but all the oceans, and rivers and showers
will wash it all away and make me clean for you.
cause i have never met you

MSN FUN

YIFAN HAS THE CRAZIEST & FUNNIEST IDEAS.








HIS DRAWING IS SUPER CUTE RIGHT! HAHAH. esp the gunman's head. so BIG! :D

& after that it was my turn then his.
until we got this --->



then we ran out of boxes so i drew the boxes & continued until we had this -->



THE END!

the madness

today after listening comphre pat&me cheong-ed to plaza sing.
listening comphre was fine. QUESION 9! I PUT "C"!! haha.

anyway, when we reached plaza sing, it was damn early- i think around 9am plus.
the whole mall was void of people. OKAY not exactly VOID but majority of the shops were closed. we walked around & we went to the cinema to buy tickets but they haven open so we headed off to macdonalds to eat breakfast.

then we went in PS again. OSIM was at the ground level. we saw the iGallop then i suggested to try them out SINCE there were NO ONE at that point of time.
i SAT on the iGallop & patricia plugged in the thing. she switched it on & the thing started moving. i went like OH MAHHH!! OH MAHHHH!! OKAY. the RIDE wasnt great at all.

then it was patricia's turn. HAHA. same reaction as me lor. SUPER OH-MAH! okay. after laughing our ass off we unplugged the iGallop & then we tried the massaging chairs. DAMN COMFTY! :D i suggested to switch them on but patricia dont want. HAHA.

after that we went to carrefour because pat wanted to buy VapourDrops to stop her block nose but the stupid man guarding the entrance stopped us because it wasnt 10am yet. so we went to buy tickets.

while walking up we saw these 4 ah-bengs who were playing cheena songs on their handphone. effing annoying.

i was talking on the phone when i saw the popcorn boxes at the popcorn counter. HEH. i went up & took one popcorn box. JUST LIKE THAT! i gave the popcorn box to patricia because there were cows on it. the cows udders were large man. SO ANYWAY, we bought the tickets for WHEN A STRANGER CALLS (10.40am) & POSEIDON (12.30pm) & went to buy patricia's VapourDrops. after that we went back GV & sat at the stairs of the cinema we were going to enter. HAHAHA!! we saw 2 female GESSIANS (!!!) BUT HAHA, we came FIRST. earilest students in PS! :D

after that patricia suggested we sit at the lollipop machine so we went there. we sat there & from pat's point of view, she saw a $1 coin stuck inside the turning knob of the machine!! she went like OHMAH! & tried digging it out. i helped but it was somehow stuck.

then pat took her housekey & managed to GET it out!! HAHA! FANCY THAT!! someone must have tried inserting the coin into the slot but insert wrong place i guess.

after that we were allowed entry to the cinema then this auntie, one of the GV staff that tears tickets, asked patricia "ni zhe me na nah ge BOC (it was how she pronounced box) de??"
she was referring to the popcorn box pat had in her hand.
"wo men yao count STOCK de leh!"

she was trying to say that we couldnt take those popcorn boxes because they ACTUALLY count stock...i mean, POPCORN BOXES? COUNT STOCK FOR THEM??? abit....stupid
HAHAH. then patricia came up with some excuse & we went it.

we were the first LAH! no one inside the cinema!! so i started to remove my shoes & began crossing the rows of chairs by stepping on them.
AHAHA! we were damn hyper & mad. totally OWNED the place man. stepping on the cinema chairs & going crazy. we also began shouting HELLO HELLO!!!! at the window on the top. the small window that plays the movie from. haha. but there was no one.

not long someone came & followed by 2 students & an old indian man. total number of people in the cinema watching WHEN A STRANGER CALLS - 6.
classic man.

so the movie started...DAMN NICE! pat&me screamed at some parts. the house they shot at was magnificent lah. beautiful place. the storyplot & all was quite scary. there were some scenes where the girl, the lead actress, was running away from the killer. pat&me kept chanting 24SECS! 24SECS! haha. inside joke.

HEEH. anyway after the movie ended, we CHEONG-ED for the next one - POSEIDON!!!

we ran out & went up to THE SAME AUNTIE AGAIN! the "boc" auntie!
LOL.
we ran up to her & were laughing like siao. she saw us & gave us the WTF look.
then she asked "ni men lai zuo mo?" then i replied loudly "LAI KAN XI LAH!" HAHAHAHAAH.
she was speechless & after tearing out tix we went in laughing like siao again.
this time it was at the auntie. HAHA. the look on her face was CLASSIC. HAHAH.

POSEIDON TOTALLY BLEW ME AWAY. alot of "omg" moments. rocks please. alot of twists & shocking parts. the methods of escape were ingenious. FIREFOX!! haha. inside joke.

after poseidon, we went out, freezing like siao. after de-freezing at the toilet & outside of ps, we took 124 home.

WOWWZ.

TODAY PATRICIA & ME WATCHED WHEN A STRANGER CALLS & POSEIDON!!!
one after another!!

THEY BOTH ROCK SO BAD MY TEETH ARE DROPPING.

-_____-

when it comes to msn conversations, calvin owns everyone.

HAHA.

today janice made me laugh like siao for quite a few times.

janice, qianwei & me went to eat at mac after the papers today.

while going down the stairs at the NTUC there, qianwei started talking about janice's "favorite's hangout in the past".
HQ!
HAHAHA. that made me laugh like siao.
i remembered the times when we HANGED OUT at HQ.
i didnt borrow any MANGA/ANIME but sat there waiting for janice they all to borrow.
JANICE'S FAVORITE COMIC WAS RAVE!
"rave is damn nice lor...."

that made me laugh like siao.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH. damn funny lah. HQ!
i wonder if its closed down already anot. HAHA.

after mac we went to library.


janice wanted to find her favorite BABY BLUES comic but in the end she ended up helping me find FOXTROT (!!!) instead.
i love foxtrot to the core.

then because i had reached the maximum number of books borrowed in my card (i borrowed reader's digest) i asked janice to help me borrow.
the machine at bukit merah, dont know why, had options on whether you want receipts for each item scanned or whether you want receipts for all the books borrowed lah.

janice purposely selected the "receipt for every item" one for me. so i had 3 different receipts for the 3 foxtrot comic books. DAMN FUNNY LAH SHE.

that wasnt the funniest.
after library, we had to cross the zebra crossing at the library outside. then she purposely walked really slow at the crossing because there was a car waiting for us to pass. HAHA. we didnt notice initially but after that she said something like "walk slowly.." or something then i started laughing like siao.

the humor WAS really THERE!! but i dont know why qianwei didnt laugh.



OH NO! WE DIDNT CATCH THE VAMPIRE SHOW!!!
AIYAHHH! >.< I JUST REMEMBERED. damn! they had new scenes today can. darn.

HAHAHA.

i was surfing friendster when i came upon this profile. (one of my friends) she had uploaded new photos so being kaypoh & boliao, i went to view them. then i noticed the first few photos were just her & her friends. no boyfriend at all. by the way, her relationship with the BF was quite long already, i guess around more than 10 months? then i viewed the gallery & noticed besides photos with her with her friends, the rest were just photos of herself alone. then i said to myself loudly

"break already ah?"
then i laughed like siao for awhile.

the humor is something only me can understand. never mind.

<3333

SPECIALY SHOUTOUT TO MUD-NOOR

hey mudnoor, (for those who dont know who is mudnoor, he is the lab assisstant for chem lab & part-time photographer) just want to thank you for your effort to help me&qianwei get a new fan! even though its the plug that isnt working, you acutally went to get us a new fan & plugged it into the plug behind the piano. even though it is still useless because there was no wind it was really nice of you.

but stop smoking & smiling like that. it irks everyone.

-zaneta

mao ze dong

special shoutout to mao ze dong

hey mao! how are you? hope you are adapting well there..HAHA. anyway i hope you read this & make me pass history. i badly need to pass because i want to get at least a B3 or B4 for combine humans. PLEASE make me pass?

you are the hottest okay?


-zaneta

exams.

today
sleep, wake up, practice math & revise abit of chem.
tomorrow
church, sleep, wake up, practice math & revise chem.
monday
school, sleep, wake up, practice math & revise history.

history - intensive mug on mao.

OH-MY-GAWD (wok-with-me uncle style)

I REALLY CANNOT STAND HIS PATRIOTISM FOR THE SCHOOL LIAO.
BUAY. TA. HAN.

WHA THE... (II)

MORE FROM: TWO CHINESE BOYS

now shes building cardboard castles in the air,

She was a rainbow once
So colorful, but that was once
Now that's impossible to see, to see
With a voice subliminal
It's the only sign she's beautiful
*

1. First Name?
zaneta? or is it low wei lin? i dont know lah.
2. Were you named after anyone?
your mother. haha.
3. Do you wish on stars?
no. stars are just balls of rock that give off light (i think).
they dont make wishes come true idiot.
4. When did you last cry?
i not stupid II. i know its stupid but it was uncontrollable.
it was my first time crying in a cinema.
5. Do you like your handwriting?
no. especially when i am really rushed for time & i scribble like a lunatic.
6. What is your favorite lunchmeat? 
what the ____ is that?
7. What is your birth date?
23rd feburary!!
8. Mountains or Beach?
beach. moutains are lame. only lamas will love mountains. HAHA. lame lamas.
9. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you?
haha. guess so.
10. Do you have a journal?
no lah siao. its the 21st century. you dont WRITE your life. you TYPE it.
11. Do you use sarcasm a lot?
yah! haha.
12. Do you have a nickname?
is zan counted? like omg im asking a non-existent thing.
13. Would you bungee jump?
i dont know! never tried it before but it looks fun.
14. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
NO. its stupid & a waste of time.
15. Do you think that you are strong?
effing no.
16. What is your favourite ice cream flavour?
i like chocolate.
17. Shoe Size?
 i am not sure seriously. 7?
18, What is your least favorite thing about yourself?
my sleeping habits.
19. Who do you miss most?
my handphone when it was in good condition.
now the keypad is going insane too.
20. Do you want everyone you send this to, to send it back?
err. DIAO.
21. What color pants and shoes are you wearing right now?
black shorts & dark blue shirt. i dont wear shoes at home you stupid idiot.
22. What are you listening to right now?
LOL. crash - gwen stefani.
23.Last thing you ate?
TIMEOUT.
24. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
OH! i love to be black. (DO NOT even think of indians)
25. What is the weather?
nice lah hor nice lah.
27. Last person you talked to on the phone?
today never.
28. Something you notice about the opposite gender?
 HAHA. their face. especially NPCCs.
they have the weirdest faces. dont know why.
29. Do you like the person who sent this to you?
i ripped it from some unknown person's blog.
30. Favorite Drink?
mountain dew. JUSTEA. RIBENA.
31. What is your favorite sport?
HAHA. i dont know serious. badminton? i only play that sport.
32. Hair Color?
black
33. Eye Color?
brown? black? gold? (jus kidding)
34. Do you wear contacts?
nah.
35. Favorite Food?
lasagne. i have never told anyone but i love lasagne.
oh yeah, sausage mcmuffin with egg too.
36. Last Movie You Watched?
hmm. ice age II? i dont remember.
37. Favorite Day of the Year?
christmas man, christmas.
38. Scary Movies or Happy Endings?
SCARY MOVIES!
39. Summer or winter?
winter.
40. Hugs or Kisses?
 nil! scared of both of them.
41. What Is Your Favorite Dessert?
ice cream i guess. i like tako pachi.
42. Who Is Most Likely To Respond?
dont know lah dont know lah dont know.
43. Who Is Least Likely To Respond?
 dont know lah dont know lah dont know.
44. Living Arrangements?
 i love funerals. jus kidding.
45. What book are you reading?
i am going to read my history textbook soon.
46. What is on Your Mouse Pad?
the mouse LAH. HAHA.
47. What Did You Watch Last night on TV?
 LOST! lost rocks please. lost rocks.
48. Favorite Sounds?
err. my handphone's message alert. STANDARD ROCKS MY WORLD.
49. What is the furthest you've been from home?
err. 2 kilometers. jus kidding.
50. What do you admire about yourself
for having so much free time even though its the exam period.

HAHA

I JUST READ LIZHEN'S BLOG.

saturday, april29, 2006

alrights.. went out to qt lib with zane
did hw..
super cold in the lib and went we went out of the lib it was like sooooo warm^^
z: wah.. so ns.. so warm
l: (being random) let's go geylang..
z: SO RANDOM!
l: there HOT wad
z n l: LOL


den we went tiong to hv dinner
zane n i bought ban mian...
*THX FOR TT 25CENTS*-had financial crisis den
zane bought ma la ban mian and i bought norm ban mian
i tried the ma la ban mian soup and almost wanna cry=.= SUPER HOT LORH..
poor zane had to finish it all..
she was sweating like fuq.. ...
aft eating.. she said "fuq off" to the bowl..laughs
den.. being zane.. she drank the soup with a straw as a grand finale=.=
ahh..

end of my lil adventure with zane..
blehx..

some terms you might need to know (i dont know why lizhen loves using weird short forms)

qt lib: queenstown library
ns : nice
norm : normal
fuq : the F word. HAHA.

HAHA.

just got back from SS exam. janice, qianwei, patricia & me went to NTUC & began thinking of stupid dares to do in the hall while everyone is doing their papers.

• open a packet of chips & throw it into the air & shout ITS SNOWING! (patricia's idea)
• open a huge bottle of orange juice & pour all over
• shout HELLO to someone across the hall
• stretch & make loud noises
• burn a mosquito coil & put under your desk (qianwei's idea)

*

by the way, i am really dissatisfied with the service the school provides.
the row im sitting, the far left end, has a fan which cannot be used.
it was very hot during the starting of the exam lah.
some teachers tried to switch on the fan but although they know the fan cannot work none made the initiative to change the stupid fan.
(this reminds of the Good Samaritan story. (okay nevermind) )

like hello?! we are the ones you have to depend on to your road to... stupid whatsthatcalled? AUTONOMOUS!?!?!?
at least, give us some good service in turn for good results right. HAHA.



ss was terrible.
2 words.

INSUFFICIENT TIME!

what the...

From: Lee Mun Yee
Message:

Here are some practical exams health tips

- Do not consume oily food during exam period. Your liver is the organ that breaks down consumed fats but there is a limit to it, and it depends what kind of fat. Good fat like olive oil is easy to break down. But when fat is heated (esp when overheated), the molecule changes structure and it becomes less digestible by your liver enzymes. (Your liver cannot recognize the changed molecule). So that affects the efficiency and effectiveness of the process of breaking down fat.

Too much fatty food is like having taken laxative, and may give you loose bowels (like wanting to have diarrhea). Oily food is not just fried food. A lot of fat is hidden in normal foods we eat, for example, coconut milk is really fat and water. Cooked into Nasi Lemak and you cannot see it! The other killer is cookies! (a favourite with students studying exams)

Avoid spices that you may react to. Pepper is a spice that is may give problem.

If your blood type is O, it is safe to eat tomatoes. People with other blood types, their digestive system is more reactive to tomatoes. This is not from my grandmother but from a doctor who works with scientists researching on food chemistry and blood type.

The last thing you want is to have to urge to pass motion during exams!

Happy healthy eating!

haha

today my mother dropped the iron on the floor with a loud thud & a "AIYAHHHHHH!!!"

that made me laugh.

MSN

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you mean happiness to me,

ive added a music player. to prevent annoyance, you have to immendiately press the stop button if you do not want extra music playing along with your own songs. but the song - quando quando quando is really nice.

i will constantly change songs. cause i will get sick of the same song playing over&over in my blog too.

310th post

a special shoutout to patricia

HEY PATRICIA! my auntie just got back from Japan this morning, 2am. I HAVE ALOT OF GOODIES TO BRING TO MUNCH DURING CLASS TOMORROW! HAHAHAHAHAHA. from biscuits to crackers, WE WILL BE HAVING A GREAT TIME!!! WAHAHAHAHAHA. my auntie also bought chocolates LOR but she isnt willing to give me. :( BUT NEVERMIND! haha. really have quite alot of stuff to eat lah. hahah. i know you cant wait. :DDDD