Feeling...

depressed?
lonely?
sad?
suicidal?
heartbrokened?
demoralised?


DO NOT FRET!
There Is A Cure!



Listen To...







THE VERONICAS
& your worries will disappear before you can even say majulah singapura!

i hate Feng Wai Choon but i <3 her

today patricia & me were sent to GrowMe without any of the 3 chances we were supposed to get before sitting outside, recieving all the humiliation you could dream of getting.

it was all because we kept talking & when she looked at us i couldnt help but smile because we were talking about something funny.
i think she wasnt really happy i was actually looking happy (SADDDDDIIISSSTTTT) so she sent us out.
initally we thought we only had to stand but in the end she made us carry tables & chairs out to sit.
FINE.
but instead of feeling ashamed of ourselves ( :( ) we were happily talking! HAHA.

outside classroom life is so HAPPENING!
HAHA.

mr chan & mr beh saw us outside & questioned us lah.
haha


I LOVE SITTING AT THE GROWME CORNER.
(im serious)

Fruits Ahoy!

The Uncle Of Fruits Ahoy!
The Guy Who Is Cute....in a slow-mo way!

Janice always complain about him.
"AIYOH! today the uncle very slow! he pour the orange for 10 seconds!"


HAHAHAHA.
i like to make fun of him.
who ask him do & say things so sloooowly!!!!


The Slow-Mo Uncle.

last time when there was Fruit Friday/Wednesday,
he would say in his Usual Slow-Mo Speed
"today the bananas/apples/pears very fresh. did you take some?"
(in chinese)

then he would pass you a plastic bag & ask you go take.
HAHA.

I THINK THE AUNTIE (his daughter i presume) IS RATHER IRRITATED BY HIS SLOW-NESS.

THANK YOU III

yvonne, lianxin, esther, julia, rebecca, isabella, jolene, junyan, crosby & guangyi for emily strange wallet & birthday card!


:D

i feel abit guilty...

yesterday eugene asked for the box.
i said i threw it away.


he looked rather disappointed.


:(



*

my brother drew it.

jus my point of view

i think teachers are the most outdated bunch of people i have ever seen.
whenever they complain about us being lazy & not doing homework, they would scold us saying that we only go home to watch TV & nothing else...etc.

like hello?! this is the 21st century.


WE USE THE COMPUTER,
WE GO ONLINE.
WE USE MSN.
WE HAVE EMAILS.
WE DO NOT ONLY WATCH THE TV ANYMORE!!!

*
jus now my phone rang.

there was this woman who wanted to do a survery for feedback for budget 2006 for the finanical year of singapore

the woman asked me for my name
i said zaneta

she think its spelt as zanea
she asked me whether the spelling was right
i said yes.

she then asked for my surname
i said tan

everything she asked,
i said yes

she asked me one question about NS men's $400 salary (or something like that)
i said agree
she asked me strongly agree or agree
i said strongly agree


(she is on the phone now, while im typing this post.)


she asked me for my opinions about the budget
i said it was a good idea

she asked for suggestions
i said to have more edusave busaries

she asked me what type
i said....i dont know

she asked me for the number of siblings i have
i said 3

she asked for my family household
i said 7...then corrected myself & said 6

she said thanks.
i then said bye.

THANK YOU II

LIM LI ZHEN for your oh-so-cute-but-belated-HAHA teddy bear :D

THANK YOU...

mrs palan for your bag of wonderful & delicious cookies!

200th POST

i didnt blog yesterday cause i was saving the 200th post for TODAY!
HEEEHEE.

i wanna thank everyone for their wishes & presents!

morning the GESS radio played 2 of my fave songs! Straightjacket Feeling by the all american rejects & Everything I'm Not by the veronicas!
after assembly miss ho came over to my class & wished me Happy Birthday! haha! it was her birthday too! :D

the lessons went fine. MR FAIZAL DIDNT COME! woohoo. who knows what happened to him. i am not interested. hahah.

THANK YOU: (no particular order)

• charlene, qianwei, janice : BIG BOX of goodies & the card! <333
• patricia : pencil box & packet of birthday jelly-beans!
• xiangyi & le en : pair of slippers! :D
• jesslyn: COOOOOKKIIEEESSS!!
• alistair & yifan : a pair of BURGER KING PAPER BAG soft-toys! :D
• max : SIGG bottle
• taufiq : tube of SWEETS! heh.
• timothy & shella : SOFT TOYS & twtiit derhhx biirthdaee card w0rhx! KEKEX.
• kunming : yellowcard album! :)
• charlene's brother - kenneth : YOUR OH-SO-CUTE HANDMADE B'DAY CARD! <33>
• mr benedict tan : 3 chupa chups lollipops! :D

i hope i mentioned everyone! :D

THANK YOU EVERYONE!
ii lUrBbe eUu aLl wiiBB all mOii hArtx!

then after school was the best part!
charlene, qianwei, janice, patricia, xiangyi, michelle, jesslyn, shella & timothy had a cake prepared & we sang 2 birthday songs! (first one w/o michelle HAHA).

THANKS FOR THE CAKE, THE HUMONGOUS CARD & THE B'DAY SONGS!
XOXOXOXOXO.


after that, went to SAKAE to eat! HAHA. gave qianwei, charlene, janice, patricia, shella & timothy a treat. HEH.
didnt eat over my budget. ($80) cause janice was a member so had a 10% discount.

TIMOTHY was super funny. he dropped a plate of sushi into the soy sauce. HAHAHAHAHA. patricia said the waiter gave a "half-disgusted half-shocked" face. then after that one of the waiter pronouced sushi as ZOO-SHI & timothy went like ..."whats zoo-shi? is it some new type of sushi?" LMAO! the waiter gave a "DIAOOOO" look. HAHA.

after sakae, went to take NEOPRINTS! we took 2 machines. i treated them to one machine. then after taking in the second machine some problem occured at the ending part so they all reported to the people there & we were granted to another free take! HEH.


I WANNA THANK (once again) EVERYONE FOR THEIR BIRTHDAY WISHES & PRESENTS!



PICTURES:





















p.s: i suddenly remembered. before i left the class, eugene told me "tomorrow remember to bring the box back hor..."



whatever eugene...whatever.



edit: i wanna thank Esther & Li Zhen for singing birthday songs in their blog for me. HAHAHAHAHAH.

random-ness

my tongue has this super stinging sensation that causes a continous production of saliva, making me swallowing saliva every 1 second.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

the cause of it was because my mother had cook some steamed tofu with fish (IM ACTUALLY EATING MY MOTHER'S COOKING ROFL) then i used a spoon to scoop some tofu to eat but i didnt realise that the tofu had some tiny chilli hidden beneath it so i chewed the tofu along with the chilli & now my tongue is hot.

it is feeling Hot & Sexy With A Tinge Of Kinky-ness.


anyway my purpose of blogging isnt about this.

i want to talk about this guy i saw in the lift today.
i was going home from school & i decided to take the lift even though i live at the 4th storey.
the lift door was 99.999999% closed when suddenly i heard someone outside saying "hold on" but i didnt want to open the door because i hate sharing lifts with people. YEAH IM LIKE THAT WHAT CAN YOU DO PEOPLE.
anyway...

i was like rushing the door to close asap but in the end the man was in time lah so he got in. when he entered the lift he looked at me & frowned.

OKAYE SO ITS MY FAULT THAT I DIDNT OPEN THE DOOR. petty man! i bet he is a bachelor. no, wait, he is a B.F.L.

Bachelor For Life. >:|

but that was not the thing i wanted to say about the man.
what i want to say is that the man looks like the NPCC GUY (who smiled when Mr Mui announced that NPCC got Gold for some shit) Lincoln from 4G.

serious.

*

w0 de sKuLL cWeed. (kawaii style)

diish iish 0ur skuLL.
ledd p3acee dw3|| hUrr.
ledd deRe b3 c0nt3ntm3nt
leDd lurbBe abiidE huRr.
lUrBbe 0bb 0ne an0theR,
lUrBbe 0bb mennkiindd
lUrBbe 0bb lyFF iitselff
andd lUrBbe 0bb God
ledd Uusxx rweemembeRR,
datt ass manii haNdds buiildd a hOusex,
sh00 manii hArTsx buiild a sKuLL.


SH00 KAWAII! *~~~

ATTN: I HAD 3 TESTS TODAY.

the first test was history.
i completed the essay questions faster than both qianwei & charlene.
after the lesson ended, i saw vanessa outside.

she asked me how was the test.
i said screw it.



the second test was chinese comprehension.
well, it was quite alright lah, they were do-able. haha.



last test was after assembly.
chemistry.
the multiple choice questions were quite hard (for me lah). the rest was alright lor.
i love chemical equations! haha.

Water The Flowers!!!

was surfing friendster when i came upon this:

http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=26254315


ITS MR ABRAHAM JOESEPH'S FANCLUB!

his is the first GESS teacher fanclub ive join.
i joined because MR AJ KICKS ASS!!!

those who love his loud & booming voice, i suggest you join. :)

the cute song i <3

sch-schna-schnappi
schnappi schnappi schap!

sch-schna-schnappi
schnappi schnappi schap!

the Super-Sweetness :)

yvonne printed this out for us.
the top pic was taken in 1997.
the below one was jus taken on CNY 2006.

the moment i recieved the pic i immediately fell in love with it.
the 2 photos showed

• how much we've grown
• the fun outings we had
• the craziness
  &
  
  
  
  
  
• the mudfights! :D

i still remember that day we took the photo (1997) was when our sunday school teachers brought us to fly kites at marina bay. :)

X-TREME CUTENESS!

THOSE WHO DONT AGREE WITH ME THAT THEY ARE CUTE WILL GET PERSONALLY SLASHED AT THE THROAT BY MOI.


*
on a totally irrelevant note:



DOESNT THIS MAKE YOUR HEART MELT TOO???

HAHA.

HOW DOES IT FEEL.

you're different from me.



different.

it all started with a triangle...

as time passes, ideas came slowly pouring in...



END PRODUCT:





(courtesy of shella & me)

all messed up.

i stink now lah. jus got back from PT. the weather was super humid & everyone were sweating like pigs.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHELLE OW!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHELLE OW!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHELLE OW!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHELLE OW!

OKAYE I KNOWWWW

it was supposed to be a "gwen stefani" layout but i couldnt resist!!

the veronicas rock too much LIAO.

when it all falls apart.

cant it be easier?
cant i just change my life?
cause it just seems to go bad every time
will i be mending,
another one ending once again.

i was...

so hungry i ate up all the edible valentines gifts given to me jus now.

ARGH!

my left feet is seriously killing me.
i cant move my feet without saying an "ahhh" or "ouch!"
UGH! i think the feet's swollen.

Happy <3alentine's Day y'all! (edited)

thank you...

yvonne for your straw-tube-icecream stick-thing & chocolate
lianxin for your smarties
esther for your chocolates!
(im sorry i left you all out)

janice for your chicken little sweets
charlene for your emily the strange cup & lollipop & ferror rocher
xiangyi for your little present
qianwei for your GACHA GACHA tofu & sweets
patricia for your silver box & crunch choco
farah for your little card
naomi for your mashmallows
cherilyn for your pollo biscuit
minghong (& darren?!) for your litte gift you gave everyone in the class which you bought using your own money

:)

& everyone else who wished me!! :D

(i hope i didnt miss out anyone :D)


<33333

I Not Stupid Too...

made me cry.

YEAH. its the first time in a movie ive ever cried.

actually, i did cried once, in school when they were playing this korean movie about this city kid who was forced to live with his granny in a rural village. but thats not counted lah, cos it wasnt played in a cinema.

i not stupid is a very touching movie. but it also, nevertheless, contain funny bits.
i suggest everyone in singapore to catch this movie. :)


*
today A.J went mad again.
'nuff said.

my alter ego is scary.

haha.

timothy's neighbourhood has lotsa crazies.

CRAZIEST neoprints ive ever taken.

the middle row with the STRAWBERRIES (timothy put 'em) is where shella&me jumped at the last count of the machine. TIMOTHY was supposed to jump. i dont know what the heck was he doing. hahah.

gwen stefani

next layout will be featuring gwen.

MR PHUA'S WIFE.

jus now i went to Tiong Plaza with li zhen.
we went to popular.
i saw MR JEFFERY PHUA & HIS WIFE.
his wife IS pretty.
his wife IS slim.

he IS ugly.
he IS fat.

WHY. DID. HIS. WIFE. MARRY. HIM.

whats worse, his wife looked pretty young.
PRETTY & YOUNG.
too bad my phone wasnt a camera phone if not i would have snapped TONS of pictures.
they were walking together, with a bit of distance in between.
but when they walked to the second level, they held hands.


EEEE-YERRRR.
i cant imagine HER holding HIS hand.
pui.



ANYWAY, after that lizhen&me went to take 195. while waiting, we saw another Ugly-Man-With-Pretty-Girl couple again.
the GIRL was sweet looking while the GUY had a pair of GEEK specs, was UNI-BROW & was SQUARE JAW-ED.
so you can imagine the guy's face.
he looked super retarded.

li zhen agreed with me.
i am wondering...


WHAT THE #$%^&* WAS THE GIRL THINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there is no screenshot of the previous layout cos...

i forgot to.



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anyway this is my first time making a small layout. okaye..not FIRST TIME as in a SMALL-LAYOUT VIRGIN but first time for this blog.

today school was fine.
i asked max a question today during physics
i went,
"eh i ask you a question ah..."

he didnt answer so i continued.




"do you think you will turn gay when you grow up?"

he shook his head.

TODAY FENG LAO SHI WAS A BLUE POWER RANGER!!!

epitome of A Boring Day Without A Nap.

numbers loves letters

p33ps
n00b
w00ts

OH-MAH

just now i heard my mother whistling at my neighbour's dog.

BLAH

this is going to be a long post. (like anyone's gonna read this sh!t i write)
morning, managed to meet up with janice & xiangyi! the past week i only met up with them 2 out of 5 days i think. waking at 630am makes me feel more alert than at 615am.
15 minutes MAKES tons of difference OKAYE!!!
so anyway, reached school. had reading programme today. bloody sh!t. darn boring. the friday weekly was about foreign students coming to singapore to study. like wth lah. if you cheena people dont like singapore then dont come here! complain say singaporean students not friendly. zzzz.

SO ANYWAY, enough of the friday crap sh!t. lessons were fine but i was damn sleepy. social elective was super sian. i tore charlene's butterfly drawing & she was acting sad. HAHAHAHAHAH. english was sleeping period. nearly dozed off. that NIU ZI BIN is Fat And Boring. man. he sucks. but he doesnt suck in a way he doesnt scold. thats something good. once his english lesson i drew one humongous picture of a rainbow & a castle on a blank page of an english worksheet. from that you can deduce that NIUZIBIN drones alot.

the rest of the lessons went fine. recess was fine. gorged down a fish burger & a hotdog. michelle was doing this "jiao bei jiu" thing...it was like when wedding couples exchange their cups by twisting their arms OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT LAH. hahaha.

chinese was DAMN FUNNY. FENG b!atch was wearing this Pink Outfit which, gabriel says, its a cross between a Pink Power Ranger & Sailormoon. which was freaking true lah! she had this long cloth draped around her shoulders & her whole outfit was in Silky Pale Pink! as Pale as she is. pale b!atch wearing something that makes her more paler.
oh yeah.
her dress was also sleveless so when she put her hands on her waist i could see her armpit hair. i stared at it for quite long & she sort of noticed it so she put her hand down. HAHAH. i mean, its fine if she doesnt shave but please, for goodness sake dont wear sleveless next time. gabriel says he saw one really really long armpit hair. i dont remember if it was darren or gabriel who saw it. anyway who seen it is not important, what is important that her armpit hair grows abnormally. thats her retribution for being so b!tchy & having ugly dress sense. gabriel says sailormoons have long hair on their heads but feng b!tch has it under her arms. thats really true.

after chinese, it was math. i dont remember much about math cos it sucks. i just remembered i had to stand up for a period of time cos i couldnt answer some lame question. then it was assembly which patricia & me had to erase pencil markings drawn on the map by mr b.tan. man he is a really talented artist. the map turned out really FABBBB.
i think he once mentioned he wanted to be artist. too bad he isnt. his drawing was really pretty.
then had MATH again. math AP. boring sh!t.

after school took train to bishan to meet up with lianxin to watch I NOT STUPID TOO. but in the end we didnt watch cos both the 3:10pm & 3:50pm show were sold out. the next timing was 6pm!!
curse the people who bought the tickets LAH.
then we just walked around JUNCTION8 lor. man the mall renovated alot! there were many more shops! & i bought a set of 8 tissue boxes for janice at action city. they were pretty & cute! hahaha. i hope janice doesnt have them cos she BASICALLY HAS EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN.
there was this mini shop selling hermit crabs called HAHA CRABS. the name may sound stupid but the hermit crabs were really adorable. well, the hermit crabs THEMSEVLES werent but the shells were colored in many different designs!! & the hermit crabs were LIVE CRABS!! soo cute lah but very expensive! one small crab costs about $65!! like #$%^&*.
then i went home, taking the train to city hall while lianxin took the one opposite mine.

im dead beat now.
BLAHHH.

MOZILLA vs I.E

i notice my blog layout looks very ugly in internet explorer...

(OKAYE IM NOT HINTING YOU P33PS OUT THERE THAT MY LAYOUT IS PRETTY BUT PEOPLE WITH AVERAGE INTELLIGENCE WILL UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN RIGHT.)

so anyway, lets compare how it looks in mozilla & internet explorer


mozilla firefox:


internet explorer:



see what i mean? the scrollbar at the links box has a horizontal one which makes the box looks like it has tons of scrollbars. HAHAHAHAH .
okay nevermind me i was laughing at how i described it.

but in mozilla it looks perfectly fine! hmmm.... this is indeed queer but am i going to do anything about it?AM I? AM I GOING TO GIVE A @#$%^&*( ABOUT IT???


NO PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

newlayout!

for those dumb P33Ps who have goo instead of brains,
tag-board is below. at the links box there.

i dont wanna pretend so this is the End Of You & Me.

sh00 kawaii ritex??

sorry

jus now i was abit...mad.


i have a shoutout to those who read my blogs:


PLEASE LIKE, TAG MY BLOG CAN? IF YOU'RE READING MY BLOG JUST LEAVE A MESSAGE SO LIKE, I KNOW WHO READS MY BLOG?

sometimes...

i stare at her & wonder...




is she the one who actually writes those stuff...

people are not weird, its because when they do stuffs they wont realise that its peculiar.

maybe im not talking sense but HEY ITS MY $%^&*@@ BLOG & SINGAPORE IS A FREE COUNTRY SO SUE ME Y'ALL!!!

Memoirs Of A Tropicana

today janice, charlene, timothy & me went to watch Memoirs Of A Geisha!!!

the movie was alright lah, but sometimes they talk too literature-ish. HAHA.

its not for geisha to want,
its not for geisha to feel.

we cant ask the sun, "more sun"
we cant ask the rain, "less rain".

then at some parts of the movie we would say phrases from the Geisha Mad TV. HAHAHA. damn funny. DR CRABS!!!

after the movie, we went to TimeZone! LOL. went mad at the Bishi Bashi machine. then played Time Crisis with janice. died within a few minutes. Timothy played with Char. then they played the scoop-up-a-toy-maybe-two-if-you-are-lucky machine. janice was damn pro lah! she could scoop up 2 toys at a time & it wont fall off when the brush-like thing pushed it.

then after that we went to crash the SweetLand machine. it was something like the scoop-up-a-toy-maybe-two-if-you-are-lucky machine. HAHA. timothy & me were basically pushing the machine until we got sort of scolded by the counter people. after that we took neoprints.

ACTED TWIT CAN. janice was the twit-pro. she looks darn twit-ish. hahahaha! after neos, went opposite to Keng Seng Plaza where we played the Tropicana! it was something like the previous 2 machines we played at great world but it gives tokens instead of toys. then janice got real mad & spent A HUGE SUM OF MONEY, hoping lotsa tokens will come out. MAN, the tickets keep coming out. we had a total of 556 tickets.
exhanged for 4 haribo sweets & 3 lime-mint mentos.

charlene got "depressed" because we didnt get alot of tokens. the most number was 4.
timothy & charlene kept staring at the machine!!! having some hopes that all the coins would fall. most of them were ON THE VERGE of falling already LAH!
we went real HIGH when there were tokens dropping.
we would go "OH-MAH! OH-MAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
LOL LAH.

DAMN FUNNY.
went home around 7 plus.

ITS ...

officially 3rd feb now! :D

HUNGRY NOW LAH.

okaye. am having PT 2moro
2moro is going to be so fun!
hope there wont be any homework 2moro.
i forgot to hand in the math assignment today so i have to remember to pass it up 2moro!


2MORO


its not that i discrimate mandopop but i really think their group name is.... (insert negative adjective here).

jus random

i think reality shows on tv arent really real at all.


*

today was fine.

my first feburary post

from my point of view,


sleep is just one way to escape awkwardness faced after a family quarrel the day before.