STACY'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON

patricia & i made this today after school. HAHA.
abit retarded but cant blame us this is our first time.
thanks qianwei for helping us in the filming & the camera!!!!



i was talking to qianwei somewhere at the end of the video thats why i didnt follow the song. HAHA.

:D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIMO-BOY!

happy birthday to you
you are born in the zoo
with monkeys & donkeys
happy birthday to you

happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
your mother so beautiful
what happened to you?

happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
you look like a monkey
& smell like one too!

i remember when you came, you told me you are the same.

i dont really like this layout. i dont know why. dont feel good about it. but i publish it anyway.


had school today (duh)
ZERO LATE-COMERS WORRRRR!!!
c00l please.
so the new Grow Me Centre threat is kind of effective i guess.
hmm, nothing much happened today.

mr ken ng was my oral teacher.


LoLxzxzxzxzxzxzxz.


*
my ear is damn itchy now lah. but my mother forgot to buy cotton buds.
HAHAH I CANT BELIEVE I SAID THAT.
HAHA.
BUT IT IS SOMETHING NOT GROSS BECAUSE EVERYONE'S EARS ITCH TOO.

*
my brother's primary school (Radin Mas) brought him to the Botanica Gardens & he told me he saw volcanos.
i SO believe him lor.

Mr Ken Ng is Love<3

today im going to talk about charlene's form teacher - Mr Ken Ng.

after school patricia & me went to find mr chan becuase he wanted those who did not complete his assigments yesterday to see him personally to hand in the wks.
so we went to the staff room & knocked on the glass door nearest to the water-cooler area.
mr ken ng saw & he took quite some time to open the door.
i was getting impatient so i said "open the door!!!".
it wasnt meant for him to hear because i thought the glass door would sort of muffle my voice so that he, being inside the staff room wouldnt know what i was saying.
but i was SO WRONG!
through the glass door i could hear him say "open the door?!?!"
then i was like oh shit, he KNOWS WHAT I SAID LAH!
anyway he opened the door & we asked whether we could find mr chan.
but he told us to greet him & I ACCIDENTALLY SAID "good afternoon mr KEN"
IT WASNT INTENTIONAL!!!! i didnt mean to say KEN!

it offended him so badly he got pissed & walked off, saying something like " MR KEN? thats it..."
i couldnt remember clearly what he actually said but he behaved really childishly just because i said Mr Ken instead of Mr Ng.


I HATE CHILDISH BEHAVIOURS!
ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE LIKE, IN YOUR THIRTIES OR FORTIES ALREADY!!!!

ken ng can seriously go feed elephants in the zoo for all i care. just dont teach in GESS.

:D

I MISSED/AM MISSING/MISS YOU!

pissed off grrrr

okay just now i was super pissed like #$%^&.
just because some of us did not hand in the physics assignments 725 today, mr chan made us see him at 3pm after school.
assembly was driving me nuts & mr chan made it worse.
today's talk was about an hour plus. luckily there was a fan, speed 3, nearby. if not i would be in the mental hospital by now.

okay mr chan made me really angry. he asked those who didnt hand in to meet him after assembly.
that was reasonable.
but then he said we had to go see him at 3pm! at that point of time, patricia & me were super shocked.
HELLO!!!
3PM!
TODAY ASSEMBLY ENDED AT 2PM.
IT WAS TERRIBLE ENOUGH.
ARGHZX92848W28Z90ZDCD83784389.

anyhow, pat & me went to tiong's Long John to eat before heading BACK to school.
we were late but mr chan didnt really scold lah.
so we had to do a THOUSAND-PAGE worksheet on MOTION.

how nice.

sat next to dallas & i copied some of the questions cause i didnt know how to do.
was listening to my zen micro while doing.
after he marked my paper i kept going back for corrections.

& he said something that shocked me & pat like siao.
he called me
zan

ARGHHHH!! HOW GROSSSSSS.
i cant even stand it when Budianto calls me zan, moreover chan.
he not only called it once, but twice, thrice...QUITE A FEW TIMES LAH.

once he went
" zan zan zan..."

argh okay enough of the horror.
goodbye.



by the way, forgot to add, mr chan called my zen micro a gadget.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

...

i am very afraid of hugs. a phobia i guess. i am learning to overcome it.

What were you doing in secondary school?
1. I eat in class.
2. I go to the canteen with patricia to eat during PE periods.
3. I sleep in class.

Five of your favourite singers/bands?
1. The Strokes.
2. The Killers.
3. The Afters.
4. The All American Rejects.
5. The Veroncias.

Five things you would do if you were a millionaire?
1. err. dont know leh. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Five bad habits?
1. I dig niggas.
2. if
3. that
4. made
5. sense. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Five things you like doing?
1. Refilling my water bottle with the super cold water at the water-cooler of level 2, classroom block.
2. Listening to my zen!
3. Sleeping
4. Sleeping!
5. Laughing hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Five things you would never buy, wear or get?
1. Lame!
2. hahahahahahahahahaha
3. hahahahahahahahahaha
4. hahahahahahahahahaha
5. I would never get A1s thats for sure.

Five favourites?
1. Me!
2. Me!
3. Me!
4. Me!
5. hahahahahahahahaha

Five people to do this?
1.
2.
3.
4.
5. Silence is Golden! hahahahahahahaha.

lame quiz but hey

STOLE THIS FROM SOME BLOGSKINNER'S BLOG.


Your 10 Favourites
Favourite Colours : ribena.
Favourite Food : black
Favourite Songs : gan eng seng
Favourite Movies : good charlotte
Favourite Sports : whats the worst that i can say? things are better if i stay.
Favourite Season : tiong bahru plaza.
Favourite Day of the Week : mr victor giam.
Favourite Ice Cream Flavour : you're so hard to beat, hard to beat.
Favourite Countries : just wanna touch ya.
Favourite Things : mr victor giam.

Your 9 Currents
Current Mood : mr victor giam.
Current Clothes : mr victor giam.
Current Desktop : mr victor giam.
Current Toe Nail colour : mr victor giam.
Current Time : mr victor giam.
Current Annoyance : mr victor giam.
Current Thoughts : mr victor giam.

Your 8 Firsts
First Best Friend : Lai, siam! or Siam, hor!
First Crush : Go toilet. Cannot tahan oreddy.
First Movie : Don't shy, leh!
First Piercing : Where got?
First Lie : Talk cock, lah you!
First Music :Eh, tiam, can or not?
First Car : Eh, tiam, can or not?
First Cry : Eh, tiam, can or not?

Your 7 Lasts
Last Cigarette : See what?
Last Drink : See what?
Last Car Ride : See what?
Last Crush : See what?
Last Movie seen : See what?
Last Phone Call : See what?
Last CD Played : See what?

Your 6 Have You Evers
Have you ever date one of your bestfriend : Apper Pai
Have you ever broken the laws : Meh Donner
Have you ever been arrested : Meh Narget
Have you ever been on TV? : Whore Cakes
Have you ever kiss some one that u dont know : Feese Burger

5 things that you are wearing
A BIT THE
A Singlish phrase meaning 'very', always said in a clearly sarcastic tone.
1. " Wah, you a bit the late, hor!"
2. "Piang eh, your shirt a bit the short, man!"

4 things you done today
JAMBU
(jum-boo)
Adjective used by Mats to describe the pulchritude of their women. Derived from the common name of a juicy, plump local fruit, the jambu (Syzygium samarangense, known to orang putihs as the Wax Apple or Java Apple).
"Adoi, check out that minah, man. Super jambu, sial."

3 things you heard right now
GABRA
To panic or be so nervous that you mess things up.
"Acherly, she a damn solid athlete. But every track meet, hor, somehow she gabra."

2 things you cannot live without
EARLY EARLY DON' SAY
Singlish for "Why didn't you say so earlier?"
Ah Beng: "Eh, tomorrow I got reservist so cannot go see show wif you."
Ah Seng: "Aiyah, why you early early don' say. I bought the ticket oreddy."

Things you do when u are bored
TAKE YOU GO MARKET AND SELL
The classic Singapore threat to children. Works like a charm every time.
"If you don'ch stop making noise, ah, I tomorrow take you go market and sell!"

i <3 you, you old sweet man :)

this is my husband. i love him like how Gollum loves the Ring.

HAHAH

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all.

On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work.

When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.

Discipline was not a problem from that day forth!





I FIND THIS JOKE HILARIOUS.

>.<

whenever my auntie goes on ulu parts of china for holiday she will buy sweets for the children there.

but last year she gave away a Spalding basketball!
damn! even though i dont play basketbal she should not have done it.

this year she bought a frisbee to monoglia. ive reminded her NOT to give the kids there already.



even my brother supports me. HAHA.

MSN 8.0

THE NEW VERSION OF MESSENGER IS OUT! GO DOWNLOAD! HAHAHAHAHA.

LOVE<3

VIDEO OF US!

3 schools i went to:
PAP (aiyah i consider that as a school since they provided education too) / BRPS / GESS

3 things always in my bag:
wallet handphone zen micro!

3 things i do when i'm stressed:
hmm. i dont know how stress feels like. damn.

3 places I go / do on a daily basis:
computer / TV / computer LOL.

3 favourite fruits:
watermelon / oranges / honey-dews

3 names I go by:
zaneta / zan / zanny?!?!?

3 of my favourite food:
lasagne / swiss musroom burger (BK one) / potato gelatin! HAAHA.

3 things I'm wearing right now:
el shirt / shorts / nothing else.

Who is in the house with me?
mother, auntie & brother.

Who am I thinking of right now?
why am i doing this quiz.

Who did I last talk on the phone to?
i dont remember. all i remembered i took a nap. hmm...

Who did I sit with during my 5th period in class?
class starts on 26th june.

Who was the last person I uttered to in MSN?
i dont remember. all i remembered i took a nap. hmm...

Who do I wish I am with right now?
i dont remember. all i remembered i took a nap. hmm...

Who gets on my nerves most in school?
i dont remember. all i remembered i took a nap. hmm...

Where is my phone?
i dont remember. all i remembered i took a nap. hmm...

Where do I sleep?
i dont remember. all i remembered i took a nap. hmm...

Where is the place I took a ride to?
i dont remember. all i remembered i took a nap. hmm...

What was the last thing I ate?
i dont remember. all i remembered i took a nap. hmm...

What colour shirt am I wearing now?
i dont remember. all i remembered i took a nap. hmm...

What is the closest item to me that is blue?
i dont remember. all i remembered i took a nap. hmm...

What do I like most about school?
i dont remember. all i remembered i took a nap. hmm...

What is my favourite colour?
i dont remember. all i remembered i took a nap. hmm...

What do I wear most often jeans or shorts?
i dont remember. all i remembered i took a nap. hmm...

What was the last movie I watched?
i dont remember. all i remembered i took a nap. hmm...

When did I start school?
i dont remember. all i remembered i took a nap. hmm...

When did I last go to the mall?
YESTERDAY!!! & IT WAS SO FUNNNN!!!

When did I last burn something?
i dont remember. all i remembered i took a nap. hmm...

3 bloggers to do this:
I STOLE THIS FROM LIZHEN!

DONT KNOW WHY BUT I THINK THIS IS FUNNY.

handphone crap & everything else.

01) What is your phone brand?
nokia 7260

02) What are the last 3 digits of your mobile number?
552

03) What does the 2nd message in your inbox say?
haha.okay.i hungry.go eat pao mian - JANICE

04) Who's the first person who comes up under the letter M?
matthew

05) Who's the last person you rang?
timo

06) Who was your last received call from?
janice

07) Who's the 2nd person who comes up under D?
darren -___-

08) What does the last message in your inbox say?
eh... can meet 10mins later.. i use comp den wang ji time.. :) - LI ZHEN

09)Who comes up under J?
janice, jesslyn, julia, jun yan, justin

10) Go to your Sent Items - what does the 10th message say?
Haha...ok Tmr ok?

11) Who's the 4th person who comes up under S?
see kia

12) Who's your network provider?
singtel

13) How many messages are currently in your inbox?
27 (i just cleared on 13th june)

14) What do you have as your background?
a red sequinned star on a white background

15) Who's the 2nd person who comes up under R?
romei

16) Who do you have on speed dial 3?
i dont use speed dial

17) If you're on Pay as you Go, how much credit do you have?
eh uncle its PAY AS YOU ROAM. HAHAHA.

18) Who's the first person who comes up under C?
calvin -________-

19) How many bars of signal do you currently have?
3 only! how pathetic.

20) What do you have as your main ringtone?
some nokia preinstalled ringtone.

damn

i dont know why my tag-board is not showing up. hmmm.


oh yeah, i am starting to like Dance, Dance by fall out boy.

its actually quite nice! damn. but i think thats only nicest song from them
i dont really fancy fall out boy.

Da Vinci & Silent Hill

went out at around 11am to meet lizhen to watch Da Vinci Code. took 195 to great world. DVC was okayyy lah. quite alot of parts were cut off. like the explaination of Madonna & The Rocks?!? yeah. i hated the 2 scenes where Silas inflicted pain on himself. gross & for me, heart wrenching. i was freezing like mad during the whole movie & had difficulty breathing. having a block nose really sucks.
halfway during the movie, 8days smsed me telling me that i had won tickets to watch Silent Hill!haha.
after the movie, i went to meet charlene while lizhen went to vivian's house.
i accompanied char for appointment only to find the place closed. so we went to PS for a walk. we then sat in Times to pass time.
char was reading this Archies comic & she took a longgg time. so i formed a Staring Army.
HAHA. i positioned all the soft toys so that all their eyes were like STARING at her....



i guess it sort of work cause not long after she stopped reading & we took a cab down to Beach Road to collect the tickets. we were passing by when we saw this DHL hot-air balloon.
the taxi uncle kept talking about it's string being cut off & the people on the balloon flying away. -___-
upon reaching the place - Shaw Towers, the cab fare shocked the intestins, heart, liver, stomach, gullet & womb outta me. it was $9.20!!! $%^&*( !!!!
it was inclusive of ERP & CBD - courtesy of the Singapore Government & Their Wonderful Ideas To Eat Your Money Heartlessly Because They Think Money Grow On Trees.
anyhow, we went to the Prince 2 level & waited. at around 635pm quite a number of people were already there. i saw Shan Wee from Perfect10. 987 were giving out goodies too.
charlene thinks Shan Wee is handsome. HAHAHAH. i collected my tickets ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT THE MOVIE SCREENS TODAY & not tomorrow. like whoopi goldberg ive hit the jacktop please bring in the money & i will be as rich as bill gates. so i watched Silent Hill with charlene. i was given 2 posters so i gave char one. the theater was BEAUTIFUL. man, it was sooo huge & PRETTYYY!!! i guess it bigger than GWC's biggest cinema.
because it was free seating me&char chose a couple seat. hahahah. we were sooo tired by then we were basically SLEEPING before the movie started. Silent Hill was GROSS!! it was rather senseless too. the effects were rather cool & GROSS. GROSS GROSS.

after the movie, we took a train down to tiong & ate KFC outside Shilin cos they were closing.
then we went home & i reached home at 11pm.

i was bored

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line four:
Persons with diabetes or renal diseases; (from Flu Pandemic)

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can:
my brother's CPU. i'm left handed by the way!!!!!!!

3.What is that last thing you watched on TV:
last night's Grey's Anatomy

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
1030am

5.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
1024am

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
nothing. the whole place is quiet except my comp cos no one is around now.

7. When did you last step outside?
err, to get my breakfast from Macdonalds? i called for delivery.

8.What were you doing at home?
using the comp.

9. Before you started this survey, what did you look at:
stuff.

10. what are you wearing?
dark blue shirt & black shorts.

11. Did you dream last night?
seriously i forgot >.< 12. When did you last laugh?
OH THIS I REMEMBER. THE NEW CID SHOW ON CHANNEL 8 YESTERDAY!!! HAHAHAHA. THAT DUMBSHIT POLICEMAN TAY PING HUI!!! HE FOUGHT WITH QI YUWU FOR SO LONG, DAMAGING SO MANY CARS & IN THE END? QIYUWU JUMPED INTO THE RIVER TO ESCAPE EVEN THOUGH TAY PING HUI WAS GOING TO SHOOT HIM. STUPID CHEENA SHOWS! AHAHAHAHAAHAH. OOOHH OOHH!!! i also love the part the ah-nan was beheaded by a saw! he was tied up & locked in a wooden cage & his head was cut off by a electric saw! HAHAHAH. THE LOOK ON AH-NAN'S FACE IS CLASSIC I TELL YA.

13.What is on the walls of the room you are in?
paint.

14. Seen anything weird lately?
snails.

15. what do you think of this quiz?
stupid.

16. last film you saw?
The Omen. i'm going to watch Da Vinci today!!!

17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
donating to charity is fake. many would want to Donate To Charity but do you think they bear to part with something that to them, value more than their family???????

18. Tell me something about you that I don't know?
i can juggle. im serious.

19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you change?
that there will be no such thing as poor.

20. Do you like to dance?
nooooo.

21. George W Bush?
sucks?

22. Imagine your first child is a girl, what will you call her?
The Omen. OKAY OKAY JUS KIDDING.

23. Imagine your first child is a boy, what will you call him?
Dominic. i like the name. or maybe... Leonardo Da Vinci. jus kidding.

24. Have you ever considered living abroad?
hawaii looks cool.

25. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
man..i dont know...

:)

haha

BAHHHH

okay i'm down with the fever again.
wait, fever has found friends too.

mr Cough & Flu.
Headache has come to visit too.


everyone please do the Kallang Wave.
BAHHH.
off to sleep now.

doughboy!!

this is cute!

:|

You Are 15 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

NICKELBACK!!

damn i like the N73!
i thought the N80 was cool...until i saw N73 that is.

but my plan doesnt end till next year's june! :|||||||||

sick

didnt online yesterday because i was down with the fever.
guess it might be because for the past few days i have been walking in the rain w/o being sheltered, thus explaining the 38.6 deg. fever.

anyway went to the doctor with my mother. had a terrible headache. throbbing headache. it was like as if my head was going to explode anytime. damn painful.

strangely (i dont call it a miracle), my fever subsided in the night! the headache disappeared & i was back to my normal self again. how weird huh.

guess it might be the anti-biotics, cadbury chocolate & dessert (with ice) i ate! hahahaha.

photoshop rocks lah okay

what is teh world coming to!!

just now my mother asked my brother to switch on the tv.
the show was channel U's 7pm show.
its some taiwanese idol drama? i think.

anyway, i was sitting on the armchair & after watching 2 men that the twits might think are SHUAIXX talking, i shouted across the living room:

me: mummy! why you watch this type of show??

the response shocked me like siao.

mummy: cute what.



OHHH MAIII GGGAAAAWWWDDDD.
thank you.

ugh

man i dont know what to update about. life is so boring/////////////


edit edit:
brown rice soya milk is disgusting. its grey, thick & yucky. am going to catch The Omen later with lizhen.
i haven watched Da Vinci.

im bored. havent started on any homework/revision. O's this year. i dont know but i keep putting off dates to study.

Oh Joy JOY JOY JOY JOYYYYYYXXZZ373748Z.

:)

ah boy: mummy, why do we have names?

mummy: because the sky so high, the bird shit in your eye.

pro.

1. First Name? Zaneta? Low? man i am confused. *scratches head & some headlice comes out*
2. Were you named after anyone? your mother
3. Do you wish on stars? you think will come true meh? if it does everyone would be rich-asses by now.
4. When did you last cry? thursday because of Lost! yeah i know its abit dumb & somemore it was because of some sad nigga story in the show.
5. Do you like your handwriting? BAH! no.
6. What is your favorite lunchmeat? what talking you lah? si mi lunchmeat?
7. What is your birth date? this is easy... 23 Feb 1990.
8. Mountains or Beach? beach. hey i think i got do this quiz before... -__-
9. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you? damn i do before lah. lame..
10. Do you have a journal? fake entries because primary sch teacher wanted everyone to own one.
11. Do you use sarcasm a lot? i guess so? OMG i just saw my brother chewing on a plastic bag. disgusting.
12. Do you have a nickname? zan ?
13. Would you bungee jump? no.
14. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? lame.
15. Do you think that you are strong? no. big time.
16. What is your favourite ice cream flavour? damn i like chocolate & cookies&cream.
17. Shoe Size? 9? the shoes person said my feet is triangular shaped. i have wide toes & narrow heels. something like that lah.
18. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? my math sucks.
19. Who do you miss most? who ah? no one.
20. Do you want everyone you send this to, to send it back? no. i stole this from some random site while surfing.
21. What color pants and shoes are you wearing right now? err. sick ah you.
22. What are you listening to right now? closing time by green day. green day rocks btw.
23.Last thing you ate? chicken nuggets & filet-o-fish burger.
24. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? err. gold? haha. lame.
25. What is the weather? HOT HOT HOT. ITS ALWAYS HOT DAMNNIT. *curses like a enraged hobo*
27. Last person you talked to on the phone? your mother.
28. Something you notice about the opposite gender? err. your mother. sorry when i dont know how to answer questions or cant be bothered i reply your mother.
29. Do you like the person who sent this to you? LIKE I SAID! I STOLE IT SOMEWHERE!
30. Favorite Drink? damn! i got alot. RIBENA! justea! mountain dew! orange juice! coke!
31. What is your favorite sport? i got no fave. sports.
32. Hair Color? black lah duh.
33. Eye Color? black/brown/black/brown.
34. Do you wear contacts? no. imagining myself in contact with eyeball freaks me out.
35. Favorite Food? lasagne?
36. Last Movie You Watched? x-men 3. i want to watch Over The Hedge...OH NO! HAVEN WATCH DA VINCI TOO! >.< shizzle.
37. Favorite Day of the Year? christmas.
38. Scary Movies or Happy Endings? scary movies.
39. Summer or winter? winter? dont know. singapore doesnt haven any of those. pathetic.
40. Hugs or Kisses? neither! im scared of both of them. freakiest things ever.
41. What Is Your Favorite Dessert? ICE KACANG! HAHAAHAHA. lame.
42. Who Is Most Likely To Respond? err. your mother.
43. Who Is Least Likely To Respond? err. your father.
44. living arrangements? HEY i suspect this question is edited. because if you observe the other questions start with a captial letter while this has none. thus, i shant answer to this question posed.
45. What book are you reading? nothing currently.
46. What is on Your Mouse Pad? the mouse & dust particles & bacteria that are multiplying like siao as i type.
47. What Did You Watch Last night on TV? i didnt watch tv the whole day. was out.
48. Favorite Sounds? msn alerts? JUS KIDDING. its gotta be my handphone message alert cos Standard rocks!
49. What is the furthest you've been from home? err. i dont know leh. oh wait, i have to answer your mother. haha. sorry.
50. What do you admire about yourself? not doing revision.

I HATE BLISTERS

i think those who are fans of blisters are PMK (pure milk) FREAKS!!!!!!

My Life, My Copyright!!

this made me laugh <--click

haha

compaq persario is the brand of my brother's computer by the way.
not some chim-french-latin-adjective.

my brother created a maple-story account yesterday & it somehow annoys me when he gets super excited after finding out how to change the facial expressions of his character which he smartly names it BETRA.
his name without the "m".

ANYWAY, i've only got until 9pm to use the computer.
how nice.

compaq presario