HAHAHAHAHAAH

TODAY AFTER EL WAS MAD-LAUGHING DAY!

CHARLENE & ME WERE BASICALLY LAUGHING OUR VAGINAS OFF WHILE WE WERE WALKING TO TIONG, EATING AT BURGER KING & AT COLD STORAGE.

HAHAHAAHAH

i have 2 younger sisters.

a 13-year old who smokes pot
a 15-year old who is mentally RETARDED

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHA.

OMGOGMOGMG. AHAHAHAHAHAAH

the 15-year old one had cooked ban mian for me & was patiently waiting for me to come home to eat it. she asked the 13-year old, namely EVELYN LOW to eat dinner. but she was busy smoking pot. irritated by her, evelyn pour abit of heroin powder into the 15-year old's bowl of ban mian.

when she ate the noodles, SHE BECAME ADDICTED TO BAN MIAN & (according to charlene), TEARS, MUCUS & SALIVA STARTED TO FLOW & MIXED TOGETHER TO FORM THIS YUCKY SUBSTANCE.
(at that point of time, i laughed so hard i thought i was going to die)

ugh

I Hate Eating Prunes Because They Are Freaking Sour & It Makes Me Feel Like Puking.

i dig cute people.

i have a few talents.

1. I can juggle.
2. I can imitate Donald Duck's voice.
3. I can coo like a pigeon.
4. I can imitate a mynah's call.
5. I can act like a retard. (wait, i AM a retard! HAHAHAHAH *snorts* HAHAHAH)
6. I can flip a bottle (with water) 360 degrees without the cap on.
7. I tried doing that to a bottle of calcium hydroxide before & was caught red-handed by mr tan.
8. haha.
   

LOLZZ!!!!!11111

Guess I'm not the Fighting Kind

1. Caps of Bird Nest bottles make good & loud clak-clak sounds that can be used to annoy your classmates.
2. I am currently having a throbbing headache.
3. I think michelle is SUPER CUTE! :D
4. I feeling bloated.
5. I need sleep.
6. I want sleep.
7. The Lake House isnt touching enough to shed tears.
8. Photoshop is lagging.
9. Keane rocks.
10. Under The Iron Sea*
    

The Lake House

I Am Eating A Banana & It Doesnt Taste Good.

Kids were wearing Hand-Me-Downs

Frankie J

okay Frankie J's abit old but his songs are f.a.b

x-country

I REALLY HOPE THE MILO TRUCK COMES TOMORROW!!!


& I ALSO HOPE THEY WONT GIVE COUPONS.

I WANT FREE FLOW OF COLD MILO!!!!!!



janice & me are going to walk 3.2km. 100+ place last year.


THIS YEAR - 150?!?!?

:D HAHA. i hope jan remembers to show me the tombstone.

HAHAHA!!! RIPPED THIS FROM SOMEWHERE.

i will typ like a pAtHeTiC tEeNaGe GrL today~*

todae i wake up... eat breakfast lor... den i faggot dat i hav skool! omg! lolzz......... aiyah then i scared i late for class alreadi hor, but i made it to lesson!!!^^XD den when i was walking home hor, i see dis 2 japanese ppl toking in the bus stop............ one of them said 'hai' which means YES! i can speak japanese now!!!!!!!!11 im like ok........... i cant stand tpying lyk dis anymore liao! itz like teh ppl hor, dey tink is soooo cute and soooooo special one........... I MEAN GET A LYF! oH aNd ThErE iS tHis TyPe Of PaThEtIc PpL wHo ReFuSeS tO uSe CaPs PrOpErLy.......... ThEy PRoLlY DuNnO dIs OnLy MaKeS lYf MoRe DiFfIcUlT fOr ThEmSeLfZ LoLx =)........ I tElL u WaT hOr... It OnLi MaKeZ yO sInGlIsH sOuNd WoRsE aRnD aNnOy ThE hElL oUt Of Yo ReAdErZ..... ~*kEkEkE lYk U hAvE aNy*~ Lyk lYk LyK aNyOnE iSh GoInG tO KaRe AbOuT wHo DeY mEt In tEh AfTeRnOoN aNd WhAt DeY aTe aT tEh PaThEtIc ReStAuRaNt AnYwAe............ ThEy WoUlD sTiLl SpEnD hOuRS tYpInG tHeSe WaCkY eSsAyS *~uSuAlLy EmOtIoNaL~* AbOuT tHeIr LuNcH.... oR sUmFiNg AbOuT wHaT tHeR fReN sAiD 2 aNoThEr FrEn....... OH BTW DIS SENTENCE IS SO IMPORTANT IM USING ALL CAPS TO TYP IT OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

anywae....... dis is wat happend todae..........

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reading celestechen.com makes me feel smarter.

stepped on dung in the morning. shoe stinked the whole day.

i love stealing quizzes

1. Last place you've been to:
Queensway

2. You are:


3. They say you are:
err, dont know.

4.Yesterday:
once more.

5. Last person who texted you?
clarissa

6. Last name in your received calls?
HOME.
7. How old are you?
16.

8. What song are u listening to?
no song playing now.
9. Last thing you bought for yourself:
macdonalds student meal, MacChicken burger, fries upsize, drinks dont upsize. err, can i have mayonnise & curry sauce?

10. I want to:
sleep. really badly.

11. I really love:
macdonalds student meal, MacChicken burger, fries upsize, drinks dont upsize. err, can i have mayonnise & curry sauce?

12. I have a crush on:
macdonalds student meal, MacChicken burger, fries upsize, drinks dont upsize. err, can i have mayonnise & curry sauce?

14. I really hate:
macdonalds student meal, MacChicken burger, fries upsize, drinks dont upsize. err, can i have mayonnise & curry sauce?


HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Cried in school?
hmm! dont remember. no i guess?!!!?!

2.Ran away?
no.

3. Broken someone's heart?
HAHA. no! how to break? the heart is a muscle. & its INSIDE your body! how to break! okay lame.

4. Had ur heart broken?
nah. im still alive & kicking~

5. Cried when someone died?
REEL life got. REAL life no.

6. Broken a bone?
YES! MY LEFT ARM!


1. Sit by the phone waiting for a call all night?
macdonalds student meal, MacChicken burger, fries upsize, drinks dont upsize. err, can i have mayonnise & curry sauce?

2. Chat online?
oh i do! i pretend to be this 18/m/spore guy called HandS0m3, ICQ- Teens channel & chat up girls 13 & older.

3. Save emails?
i dont even read them. i currently have 352 emails pending to be opened.

4. Wish u were someone else?
hmm. not sure.

5. Cry in front of friends?
nah!


SO:

1. Do you get jealous easily?
when people are drinking justea & im not. JUS KIDDING.

2. What have u been doing these past few days?
drinking justea.

3. What are you thinking about now?
JUSTEA!

4. What did you do last night?
dreamt of Justea.

5. What did you last say to a friend last night?
HEY JUSTEA!

6. When will you marry?
when the Justea guy gets older.

7. When did u last receive a gift?
Justea!

8. When did you last drink alcoholic beverages?
Justea isnt alcoholic leh. :(

9. What was your greatest bet ever made?
drink 100 bottles of justea within 1 minute.

10. Would you give up your career for love?
for the Love of Justea? OF COURSE!

KALEIDOSCOPE '06

PLEASE SPREAD THIS AROUND Y'ALL!

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THIS IS THE PART II OF THE "EFFECTIVE GUIDE TO SPEAKING HOKKIEN EXPLETIVES"

ugliest layout ever

i think this is the most gross layout ive ever done.

the doll looks super grossed out.

this reminds me of myself.

Happy Racial Harmony Day!

i have found a new love, a new muse -





my neighbour's 3-year old daughter!!

she is reallllyyyyy pretty!




she is damn cute! today i walked passed her home then she saw me & ran out! she recognises me because i walk pass there almost everyday. she ran out & sort of followed me!! haha! but i asked her to go back...i said something like "go...go!" then to make her go back i had to pretend i was chasing her. haha!!


SUPER ADORABLE LAH! :D

KALEIDOSCOPE '06

RIPPED THIS FROM FARAH:

PEOPLE!!!!!




COME COME!!! COME WATCH ELDDS' AND BAND'S PERFORMANCE , KALEIDOSCOPE, ON 4TH AND 5TH AUGUST!!


TICKETS ARE $12!!! SHUT UP, THAT'S NOT EXPENSIVE, SOME OTHER SCHOOL HAD THEIR TICKETS AT TWICE THE PRICE!!!

SO PEOPLE, DO COME & WATCH OKAY! :D

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just a quick update before my brother's good mood starts fading. okay dont know why but i guess its because he got full marks for ting xie or something he actually ALLOWED me to use his computer. his selfish nature is so extreme he doesnt even allow me to take blank white paper for my own printer. -_-

anyway i cant use my own comp because of some connection problems!

farah, i may come online maybe on weekends or something. dont worry i will get your blog layout done up asap!


tomorrow's racial harmony day!


okay i better take a quick nap before Lost starts! :)

three quiz hahahaha

Three Names You Go By: zaneta, zan & ZANNNN!!! (janice-style)
Three Parts of Your Heritage: what talking you.
Three Things That Scare You: i am afraid of hugs, blood & heights.
Three of Your Everyday Essentials: zen micro, handphone & computer.
Three Things You're Wearing Now: shirt, shorts. what third thing? panties? HAHAHAH.
Three of Your Favourite Bands or Musical Artists at the moment: Keane, Keane, Keane
Three of Your Favourite Songs at the moment: Bad Dream, Nothing In My Way, Is It Any Wonder, (all keane songs!)
Three Things You Want In A Relationship (other than love): not girl can liao.
Two Truths and A Lie: I eat, I sleep, I fly.
Three Physical Things about the Opposite Sex that Appeal to You: not girl can liao.
Three of Your Favourite Hobbies: i dont have hobbies lah. maybe sleeping?
Three Foods You Cannot Do Without: JUSTEA !!!!!!!!!! JUSTEA & ONLY JUSTEA!!! I MUST HAVE MY DAILY BOTTLE OF JUSTEA IF NOT I WILL DIE!!!!!
Three Things You Want Really Badly Right Now: go out & change the world. HAHA. if anyone believes that i have nothing to say.
Three Places You Want To Go To On Vacation: sentosa, zoo & bird park.
Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die: eat more.
Three People I Would Like To See Take This Quiz: lee kuan yew?

<333333333

ELDDS ROD KICKED ASS!!!!
NEED I SAY MORE??

I <3 THE JUNIORS & HANNAH, ESPECIALLY THE BAN MIAN SKIT!!!


ROD VIDEO

hmm..

i dont remember much about today.

let me think...

• had emaths
• mrs tay used Hey Math!
• mrs palan taught SS.
• did one part of a source-based question for 2 periods
• had eldds
• filmed a video for tomorrow's ROD

thats all i remember. hmmm....

:|||||

things to do

• design wooden man
• figure out catus jar
• draw out class tee design (?!!?)

homework.

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things to do

• design wooden man
• figure out catus jar
• draw out class tee design (?!!?)

homework.

I THINK THIS IS DAMN FUNNYYYY!!!

you dont have to understand hokkien to see this. they have english subtitles. JUST AS FUNNY!! HAHAHAH.


this one is abit crude though. BUT STILL FUNNY!!


not funny, but i think its cool.

HAHAH GOT THIS FROM VIVIANNE!!

THE EMO SURVEY

[ ] You hate the world.
[ ] You hate society.
[ ] You think vampires are cool.
[ ] You write poetry.
[x] You have black hair/dyed your hair black once.
[ ] You wear/have worn black eyeliner.
[ ] You write poetry that's not for school.
[ ] You are freakishly obsessed with darkness.
[x] You think love is a waste of time.
[ ] You've given up on the world.

Total => 2


[ ] You've shopped at Hot Topic.
[ ] You've spent over $100 at Hot Topic.
[ ] You wear more bracelets than a Russian...
[ ] You own a dog collar, that's not for your dog
[ ] You're extremely pale.
[ ] You are a member of a poetry site.
[ ] Your screen name has been an oxymoron.
[ ] you are an aethiest or agnostic
[ ] You don't believe in god.
[ ] Your screen name has/had X's in it.

Total => 0


[x] You have been referred to as scary.
[x] You have been referred to as demented.
[x] You have been referred to as weird.
[x] You have been known to hate teachers.
[ ] You have been known to cause trouble.
[ ] Your hair has been dyed a color that was not
natural.
[x] You have/or had at least one photoshopped
picture.
[x] You think pictures look better in greyscale or
sepia tone.
[ ] You have been referred to as evil.
[x] You are scared of yourself sometimes.

Total => 7

[ ] Suicide has crossed your mind
[x] you have screamed before
[ ] You use big words that no one has ever heard
before on occasion.
[x] you've seen The Exorcist.
[ ] You liked The Exorcist.
[ ] You've seen Saw.
[ ] You liked Saw.
[ ] You've done voodoo.
[x] You hate sports.
[ ] You dress up as the most morbid thing
posssible on Halloween.

Total => 3


[ ] Halloween is one of your favorite holidays.
[ ] You have a strange liking for fire.
[ ] You have only a couple of actual friends.
[ ] You're not afraid of spiders.
[ ] You have had a conversation about how you
want to die.
[ ] You've painted your nails black
[x] One or more of your myspace[or any other] pics has/had
writing on them.
[ ] You have had the word "...." in your display
name.
[ ] You love art.
[ ] You like art with negative meanings

Total => 1

Now add up your total and multiply by two.

HUH I ONLY 26% EMO?!?!? RIDICULOUS!!!

401st post

I KNOW THE NAME OF THE UNKNOWN PE TRAINEE ALREADY!!
ITS SALLY LIM!

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i dont know much cheem words. but i know words like happy, sad, bird, sun, clouds, flower & fish. they are the cheem-est words i know.

wait!

i know one super cheem one.
cheem & long.






aeroplane.

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see kia just asked me to flood her friendster with testimonials. hard job i know. but the pay is good.

to the end - my chemical romance

He calls the mansion not a house but a tomb.
He's always choking from the stench and the fume.
The wedding party all collapsed in the room.
So send my resignation to the bride and the groom.

Let's go down!
This elevator only goes up to ten.
He's not around.
He's always looking at men
Down by the pool,
He doesn't have many friends.
As they are face down and bloated,
Snap a shot with the lens.

If you marry me.
Would you bury me?
Would you carry me to the end?

So say goodbye to the vows you take.
And say goodbye to the life you make.
And say goodbye to the hearts you break.
And all the cyanide you drank.

She keeps a picture of the body she lends.
Got nasty blisters from the money she spends.
She got a life of her own and it shows,
By the Benz she drives at 90 by the Barbies' and Kens.

If you ever say, never too late.
I'll forget all the diamonds you ate.
Lost in coma and covered in cake.
Increase the medication.
Share the vows at the wake.
(Kiss the bride.)

If you marry me.
Will you bury me?
Would you carry me to the end?
So say goodbye to the vows you take.
And say goodbye to the life you make.
And say goodbye to the heart you break.
And all the cyanide you drank.

So say goodbye to the last parade.
And walk away from the choice you've made.
And say goodnight to the heart you break,
And all the cyanide you drank.

So say goodbye to the vows you take.
And say goodbye to the life you make.
And say goodbye to the heart you break.
And all the cyanide you drank.

So say goodbye to the last parade.
And walk away from the choice you've made.
And say goodnight to the heart you break,
And all the cyanide you drank.

To the last parade.
And the parties fade.
And the choice you made.
To the end.

i love this song ALOT.
sometimes emo songs are nice okay.

no title lah

today during PE something happened to me that i find it quite funny.
the PE teacher (name unknown, some trainee called sally something) wanted us to sit 5 rows cause we were going to play floorball. then after that she asked us who our math teacher is...dont remember the reason why.
i misheard & i thought she asking us who our PE teacher is & i said MR FAIZAL!! then after that some people started laughing then i realised i had said the wrong thing.
after that i kept laughing about it cos i think its damn funny lah.

STOLE THIS FROM SOME RANDOM BLOG

My teacher once said that i am a Health Hazard to everyone.
Never in my life have I eaten ginger or garlic.
The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always make me smile is lol! got alot lah! :D
I like lines because they are so straight. lol lame answer.
When I'm nervous my hands sweat so much they flood the whole place. :( pathetic but true.
The last time I laughed was when i made funny expressions & showed them to charlene.
My hair is black.
My feet are triangular-shaped with nails so long they make popcupines jealous.
Last Christmas was on the 25th of December. HAHA.
When I turn my head left, I see the Computer Of Bertram Low.
When I turn my head right, I see the Telephone Of My House.
When i look down i see the floor. diao.
The craziest recent event was err i have a lot of crazy events.
By this time next year I will be a year older OKAY!
I have a hard time understanding why do people grow legs.
One time at a family gathering i was so bored it drove me nuts because almost everyone wanted to sing on the Karaoke. what was worst they sang cantonese & chinese songs & the volume was so damn loud.
You know i like-like you HUH I DONT GET THIS QUESTION LEH.
If I won an award, the first person I'd thank is Mr Giam.
Triangles are stupid bcos huh you saying my feet stupid ah :(
My ideal breakfast is SASUAGE MCMUFFIN WITH EGGS, STUDENT MEAL. COFFEE CHANGE TO ICE-LEMON TEA. NOT A MEMBER. ERR, I USE EZ-LINK PAY CAN?
If you make me really happy i will laugh? diao.
Where do you plan to visit anytime soon err O's coming.
Boys are childish? & vulgar.
I'd stop my wedding if i find out the groom is actually a gay who desperately needs some woman to marry with so that his family wont find out he is actually a homo.
The world could do without YA GAOS.
I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than eat the cockroach LAH! DUHHHH!!!
Most recent thing you've bought yourself was 2 pairs of socks. not funny.
Most recent thing someone else bought you was err i dont remember any.
My least favorite time of day is SCHOOL. especially assembly time.
And by the way, please hold on the telephone. your mother's on the line. dont let her wait cause she's got a temper.
The last time I was high was 1-2 hours eariler.
The person whom I last talked to told me she was bored.
I shouldn't have eaten Macdonald's choco-cone. it was terrible!! it kept melting. worst ice-cream experience ever.
Last night I slept? ate? used the comp? watched tv? went to GWC? played House Of The Dead 4?
There's this girl I know who is a girl. HAHA.
There is this guy I know WHO IS DAMN CUTE!! especially when he says OH-TOTO!! TIMO IM TALKING ABOUT YOU!!! HAHAHAAH.
I'll tell the next person who makes me really happy that he/she's damn funny.
I'm listening to nothing. im deaf you see.
I last ate choco-cone!
My bedsheet is like that lor.
I smell air. no wait, polluted air to be exact.
On my table, got the compuer, the zen micro & the big fat printer that thinks he's some big shot just because he can PRINT, SCAN & PHOTOCOPY. well, HA-HA printer...HA-HA.
My full name is low wei lin zaneta emmelline.
This quiz is hot lah okay hot.

i was bored...

the boredem was driving me nuts so i decided to do this...

...

HAPPY YOUTH DAY, TEEN-FREAKS!!!

:)

YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE - THE STROKES
Some people think they're always right.
Others are quiet & uptight.
Others they seem so very nice.
Inside they might feel sad & wrong.
Oh, no.

29 different attributes.
Only 7 that you like.
Uh oh.

20 ways to see the world.
Oh, oh.

20 ways to start a fight.
Oh oh.

Don't, dont, don't get up.

I can't see the sunshine.
I'll be waiting for you baby
'Cause I'm through.
Sit me down.
Shut me up.
I'll calm down,
And I'll get along with you.

Oh men don't notice what they got
Women think of that a lot.

1,000 ways to please your man.
Oh, oh.

And neither 1 requires a plan.
I know.
Countless odd religions too.

It doesn't matter which you choose.
Oh, no.

One stubborn way to you turn your back.
Oh, oh.

This I've tried, and now refuse.
Oh, oh.

Don't, dont, don't get up.
I can't see the sunshine.
Oooh.
I'll be waiting for you baby
'cause I'm through.
Sit me down. Shut me up.
I'll calm down,
And I'll get along with you.

Alright.
Shut me uuup.
Shut me up, up, up, up, up,
I'll get along with you.


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went to Great World with charlene & timothy today. played HOUSE OF THE DEAD 4.
argh i dont understand why Chapter 5's boss is so hard to kill.
:|
sad case man.

HOW TO GET RID OF CHAPTER 5'S BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay okay i know how to kill him already.
bring lots of money & top-up tons of cash. maybe $50 or $100.
THEN KILL KILL KILLL!!!!! RELOAD RELOAD RELOAD!!!

FWAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
BLOODY BOSS OF CHAPTER FIVE!!! YOU THINK YOU CAN FLY VERY BIG SHOT AH!!! KNN YOU ARE JUST A LAME SHITZ THAT FILES EVERYTIME ITS YOUR TURN!!! PEOPLE PAY TO KILL YOU!!! HAHAHAHAHA!! DONT YOU FEEL LIKE SUCH A LOSER?!?!?!! HAHAHAHA I AM GOING TO GET'CHA SOMEDAY!!! SOMEDAY YOU HEAR ME?!?!!? SOME. BLOODY. DAY!!!
FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
okay im sorry got abit too carried away.

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people are weird. they do things no one can even imagine of. i guess its maybe sometimes people underestimate their friends. think they arent capable of many things. when they find out they are shocked, dumbfounded etc. they begin imagining many endings, they make up stories, laugh about it, insult, joke whatever. like today. i guess no one expected it? but hey, people are weird. they do things no one can even imagine of. i guess its maybe sometimes people underestimate their friends. think they arent capable of many things. when they find out they are shocked, dumbfounded etc. they begin imagining many endings, they make up stories, laugh about it, insult, joke whatever.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


IM LAUGHING AT MY INSANITY. wait i dont make sense. i am not being insane here right? people are weird. they do things no one can even imagine of. i guess its maybe sometimes people underestimate their friends. think they arent capable of many things. when they find out they are shocked, dumbfounded etc. they begin imagining many endings, they make up stories, laugh about it, insult, joke whatever.

chem

okay i forgot to post something rather major (to me) yesterday.
during chem practical mr tan re-arranged the sitting positions & i sat with moorthy.
mr tan called me a "health hazard" & did not allow me to sit alone. LAME LOR!
anyway, we did the experiment & all. then something happened.
i had to wash one of the test-tubes & at that point of time moorthy was chidng me for screwing up some exeperiment so i said "shut up!" & i used the test-tube to point at him.
the liquid in the test-tube came splattering everywhere.
i thought i was water but i had some of it in my mouth & it tasted funny. it was then when i realised it was ACID!!!!!!! ARGH! i quickly spit the content out & washed my mouth with water. oh shizzle. how nice! ACID IN MY MOUTH! it tasted kind of sour, bitter. like vinegar i think. wait, does acid taste sour or alkali? WHICHEVER LAH!
i had acid in my mouth & hair while moorthy got some in his hair & the ear! after that he kept saying he felt a burning feeling in his ear. -_-
i want to apologise to celestine too! she had some acid in her hair i think.
to makes matters worse, the acid that was spilled was actually the solution needed for later experiments. HAHA. luckily we had some more left.
anyway, the rest of the experiment didnt go too well because our solution did not turn light blue like the rest & no nitrogen gas was produced. HAHAHAHA.
OKAY I FOUND THAT FUNNY.

after chem prac, mr tan asked me whether i cooked at home. of course i dont lah. but i know how to boil eggs & cook maggi mee !!

OMG!

the new spider man 3 movie trailer is SUPER DUPER HAWTTTTT!!!

spidey turns black for change!!

SPIDERMAN 3 TRAILER CLICK HERE!!!

i suggest you people click on LARGE. resolution is definitely better. :D
turn up the volume too!!!